georgie

feed the birds

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

Sometimes you just have to get off your ass and fix the things wrong with your life instead of using them as an excuse for maladaptive behavior. I've spent years in self pity. I know the wallow. It's always better being productive. Pain numbs. Accomplishment always nourishes.

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

It's like when people watch the office and don't pick up that Jim is a huge antisocial loser

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

So many of you do not grasp the Michael Schur & Greg Daniels schtick and it's pretty boggling after their 300+ of episodes of television together.

Parks and Recreation was very explicitly ridiculing those types of people.

[Matthew Loftus @matthew_loftus]

What is the most spiritually millennial show? I'd argue Parks and Rec- infinitesimally self-aware, cynical but still believes that one person can do great things, hopeful for love, ostensibly mocks tradition while secretly envying it.

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

You know buying the disc also only buys you a license to use the software and there are still methods for publishers to disable its access, right?

You people do know that right?

[nicki ☘️ @s1nicki]

own the game permanently for $10 or buy a license for $50 hmmmm such a hard choice

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

Gen Z's problem is that they have zero resourcefulness and are insanely stupid. You don't need any money to party. You literally just meet up somewhere with friends and start talking to each other. Have fun conversations. That's it. That's a party. $0.

[orange @baksorexia]

“Gen z dont like partying” i asked my friends and their reasoning is that they just dont have money

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

Big surprise the guy who copies and pastes his beats together thinks AI is a creative tool

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Dr. Dre CONFIRMS he’s using AI to make music 🫩💔

“I think the only people that see it as a threat are the people who have trouble creating.”

“It’s a new tool for creativity. Some people are afraid of learning new things.”

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

@rossi453661 You are a stupid person

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

Rogers Arena wasn't full of fans who paid hundreds of dollars to see two visiting teams, the "local" team just eliminated from contention, on the second-to-last Friday in August, when outdoors is literally heaven on earth.

It's official folks... Basketball is dead in Vancouver.

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

Tickets were pretty much sold out with the exception of some $1000 courstide seats, so one could reasonably assume that scalpers had their tickets priced too high for lower mainland renters this close to month end. Sorry we didn't show out for the cash grab.

[H @hellohalima]

Yeah No more games in Vancouver. Lets get these games back to Toronto lol

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

You fucking bread loafs are just so stupid. Try actually working a job. Asking for fresh food at McD's is a normal thing customers do all the time. It's no big deal. Fresh tastes good. The annoying shit is ordering fries with no salt and then asking for salt packets. Grow up.

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

I can think of nothing more backwards, confused, and perverse than trying to get “fresh fries” from a McDonald’s. Do you ask them to cook the burger medium rare. Are you asking the cashier for “a slice of Bermuda”

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

Then stop engaging with the posts you fucking moron! You imbecile!

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

he became white, he loved reggaeton

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

@HollywoodHandle Because it's no good
BAD!
Touchin' on the chile
BAD!
Don't do it
Touchin' on the niño

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

In Quebec they call her Big Ariana

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

This is actually a good thing because when I heard Ratboys in that fucking walmart commercial a few years ago I almost killed myself.

[۶ৎ @zkdculture]

when will rock fans realise that the genre is dying out. i genuinely can’t name a single rock band that has been popular this decade

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

Heat sucks. Another one of those things that makes me think I'm schizophrenic. All this praise constantly, day after day, post after post. Pacino. De Niro. Kilmer. 50 fucking time I've tried to watch it and I still can't fucking do it. It's loud, boring, and blue.

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

The best Michael Mann movie is actually Thief you stupid fucking morons

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

Anne Hathaway's surgically altered face scares the shit out of me

[georgie @Mostlybadjokes]

They're saying Audrey Hobert is a nepo baby. Her dad's the Kurgan, right?