Maxim Becker

~Didn't make sense not to live for fun~
Inquisitive / Gaming / Technology / Logistics

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

"That's my goal for next summer, to have that body!" -me comparing myself to coworker #1
"What, to be a maniac?" -coworker #2 calling #1 a maniac

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

@Asmongold ❤️

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

Cruising down Lakeshore Drive in the AM with the window cracked slightly as my blow dryer is a new regular thing that I do lol #Chicago #ChicagoLife

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

I really appreciate all the people who are saying now that 4th of July has passed, it is officially Halloween Season. Yall the real MVPs

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

@EA Shaaddaaappp

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Been wit a baddie like a few times
Butter up the booty like a shoe shine

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

Yooo fuck the spider that just bit my arm, if you see this tweet watch out buddy I'm coming for you unless I develop superpowers in the next hour

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

@TPAIN great show in #Chicago last night man, loved getting to hear you do your SICK Twitch intro rap to open up the show. Thanks for coming by, see ya next time!! 🎩 #RoadtoWiscansin

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

If I still had a Facebook I'd put myself as "In a Relationship" with GoPuff or PostMates lol

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

@TonyKanaan you got this today brother!! TK for the win! You the man! #Indy500

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

The hype train has left the station and at this point it can not be stopped 🏎🏎🏎 #Indy500 🚂🚃🚃 #HypeTrain #LetsGo

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

I want to see a dinosaur movie where the brontosaurus is the bad guy for a change

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

"Guess why I smile a lot? Because it's worth it:)" heard that quote yesterday for first time in like 12 years and man it took me back

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

Do you ever want to shop for something so you play the algorithm by intentionally looking at a few ads for the product you want, so that it will just start showing you ads for similar types of the same product? I'm doing that with wall art right now and it is working great

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

Once you have a taste of the life where you don't have to wear pants ever, you don't want to go back to the life that required pants in the first place

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

I can't go into Bed Bath and Beyond without spending under $100 these days and it's a real problem

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

2022 Unapologetically Maxim

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

My little cousin told me today that I remind him of Star Lord, one of my favorite comic book characters (which he does not know), made my morning

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

A HURRICANE OF JACARAANNDDAAAAAAAS

[Maxim Becker @MostlyMadMaxim]

Today I did my first-ever full day of work in pajamas, and it was my most productive day for Dec 2021. Pajamas every day from now on?