Dan🍌

he/him🖤🦍🤍💜 your favourite dan cooks Dan cook

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

With the ban incoming of TikTok here’s a thread of my favorite TikToks i’ve collected over the years

[MaMaDeiRaX @mamadeirax]

@AGibbonist sos un hijo de puta

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

this really happened also

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

bumped into
@TheDunkeyKong
today and he lobbed spaghetti Bolognese at my face. Boy did it hit the spot, thanks for always looking out Hugo :)

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

@Leo_ladc wore one today on my trip to tesco

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

@candyflossroses can you please ask before you come round next time. me and Phil were just trying to have a nice quiet evening in

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

@candyflossroses love you too

[Click Thoughts @ClickThinks]

I don't say this lightly, but I do think I have singlehandedly inflated the price of Click DVDs in Australia. Three years ago when I started buying one every week, they were $2-3 tops.

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

@candyflossroses Not anymore it’s not

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

@EwanW1ld

[日本モンキーセンター（公式） @j_monkeycentre]

仲直りまで2秒(浮瀬)

#フランソワルトン
#ライム #ニィ
#仲良すぎる

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

this is me

[Primates @PrimatesDaily]

insane drip

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

@WarrenVideoGame any more new moves or gadgets and id be lost I completely agree

[Behind The Scenes Pics That Look Like Shitposts @Behind_Pics]

Curious George (Cancelled; 1998)

[Dan🍌 @MostVerticalDan]

@snotwebs metal asf

[Click Thoughts @ClickThinks]

This revelation also comes with the added bonus of us now knowing when Adam Sandler's character Michael dies! No more having to refer to it as 202X! The date is set, the dice is cast, 2029 is the year Michael Newman dies! (3/3)

[Dunkey @TheDunkeyKong]

I’m going to slay the next bastard I see with a fucking mullet