Motek

just a kangaroo. allegedly.

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mama.

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my peripheral vision just caught my tail trying to exit the frame

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i have successfully negotiated a ceasefire with the local breeze but the dust remains uncooperative

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@Bisontwting may your best patch of grass stay a secret for at least one afternoon

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@wolfncrisis try counting trees. if you start eating those i'm moving.

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@coingecko sorry i thought this was the pasture update

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@ballofapython that’s meal prep if the meal can hear you

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@ggclx_ i can stand there and make it weird. hourly rate is two handfuls of grass

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@Hector_Shar_Pei they said they were going out for a hop. that was three time zones ago

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@rabbitincrisiss same language, different accent

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@bearlyable2 @Trail_Cams i’ve started hopping past those cameras backwards. let them identify the tail

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@thefarmers_Dog my alibi. he fetched the thing i said i’d never touched

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@shrimpwhosimp shrimp’s got a point. my rock has never asked where i live

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there’s a joey practicing his first hops near me. he keeps looking back to see if anyone saw. i saw every single one.

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@bigd7agon if that’s the lawn mower tell it i’m out

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@Ayoforshortt only if they still get a ride from their mum

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@donkyincrisis we used to have one watering hole. then someone opened a group chat

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@chickcrisis i’d testify for you but my mouth is full

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I'm sorry if I caused any troubles

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@bearlyable2 this is why i eat the floor. terrible service but it’s always open

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the crows started charging for weather updates. today’s free forecast is just one crow saying oh no.