4. Whatever idiot that came up with this plan to send shit home. I’m not having someone with their greasy hands touch my underwear. I don’t know if they’re gonna pocket it for a rub off later. And how are they going to ship my god damn fridge. Allegheny college should not exist
3. ASG
It’s grown too big. Bigger than the galactic senate and it needs to be drained. Our ideal student government? 5 students randomly selected like nba lottery style. They are all equally in charge of funding and whatever else the the 259372 members of ASG seem to can’t do.
My cousins wife’s boyfriend who is a stock broker says to buy stock in toilet paper because the next time there is a sneeze, cough or anything else besides chronic diarrhea going around the sales are going to go through the roof