Palesa Mothiba

You like me and I, like you, like me

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@ifetemini Making more money

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@lesofthelight Quaaludes are mandrax?? Btw whats molly? Is it mandrax too?

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@KaroroMitchelle Take your car back, pack up his shit and drop it off at his work in front of his colleagues so he won't have a reason to come back, change the locks and block him

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@ReddCinema Seperate if youre gna have leftovers

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

And when he visits u, u do the same 😭

[muzoli @itsmuzoli]

Let me get this straight, you uber yourself to his place, uphethe igrocery yakho ozomphekela yona. Then umserve, uhlambe izitya, nilala, wenze uWOT. Phinde uvuke wenze iwashing yakhe, phinde upheke le grocery uze nayo, umserve again. Then uzigoduse again ?

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@khutso_moima @juss_cassie24 Then we'll go to the shops together once i arrive?

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

I dont feel bad for them i just find them annoying

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

I feel bad for people than can’t do stuff on their own like bro eating outside by urself isnt embarrassing

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@Fif_laaa Maybe you're a candidate for ashwaghanda

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@Khanyiithyst @TravelLoy Ive been asked a few times in cpt "are u Xhosa or coloured?" - as if those are the only options

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@tekomak_ Use it in a sentence on here and youll see

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

Saze savelelwa

[Luhle @Luhlelo22]

Actress Gabrielle Union really flew all the way from Omaha, United States, across oceans and continents, just to come bury her father’s ashes in South Africa next to a wine tree they planted together years ago 😭🇿🇦

Nah man… South Africa is really the mother of all countries. People leave footprints, memories, roots here forever.

But serious question though… is it even legal to bury ashes next to a tree like that? 👀

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

You mean the agents that give 1 000 000km warranties?

[Lwazi @LwaziMBK]

These Chinese brands are about to make an insane amount of money when their “cheap” vehicles go out of warranty and the owner will have no choice but to service with the agent because which indipendent workshop is gonna have tools, parts and skills to fix your Dongfeg 007.

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@Chxmxe_sa A lady from Sweepsouth who was there for a one-time job for a few hours?? So do u think ita normal to just start helping yourself at a stranger's house?

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@Ka_Lapeng @findingnqabile Hayi kodwa naye

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

"Tell us about a time where...."

[Ndawana @Ndawanaaa]

One job interview question you really dislike 🤔

[Ndeeleh❤ @sleendeel]

Me need to be honest about pedros😔 it’s just a boiled chicken with sauce. Their quality keeps on deteriorating

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

@refentsek_ Sorry

[🧚🏾‍♀️ @Thee_Cherri]

People look down on and pity domestic workers and thats why they tiptoe around them in professional spaces.

Its an actual job that has to be respected by the person doing it.

[Into Embi @Mbiizozo]

Ahh… mina that’s why I don’t want people in my place. I’ll clean myself shame😭💀

[Palesa Mothiba @mothibz]

Whats OBC?

[Cornelius @Corn_hlungwan]

This hun came over for the weekend, I left her R1.5k for groceries… and she went shopping at OBC 😭😭