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Still barely legible rambles. Probably gonna be lots of photos of a dog then a baby.

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@JesseFultone Not looking so old there

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@AJ_Rashid I'm not saying this ashes will be. But, as an Australian, I would prefer Richard Kettleborough to be umpire in this ashes series

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What this #Ashes series has shown is that the best umpires should umpire the biggest games regardless of which country is playing. We no longer live in a time where rampant cheating could go unchecked nor do I think the elite umpires would even be so inclined.

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@AJ_Rashid They do have a system. It's just that at the moment 7 of the 12 elite ICC umpires are from Australia or England. What will upset people more isn't an umpire making a bad decision, they will they're human, it's if series are decided on consistently poor decisions

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@AJ_Rashid Instead, there's an uproar about incompetence. Much worse indictment on test cricket IMO

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Stokes is unreal in these situations. Bowled beautifully, and now fighting it out with the bat. Serious player #Ashes2019 #Ashes

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And may Jason Roy sully the wonderful institution of test cricket no further #horrible #Ashes19 #Ashes #Ashes2019

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Australia isn't very good at getting through till the close of play #Ashes #Ashes19

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Hats off to Stokes, he's bowled brilliantly here #Ashes19 #Ashes

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Gotta feel for Stokes. Brilliant spell. Another example of umpires inactivity in calling no balls costing someone a wicket. No doubt that wasn't the first overstepping that was missed. No chance to correct #Ashes19 #Ashes2019

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Nice that even the national England side plays their import into the ground #Ashes19

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@shaunjenko @grantylad82 This tweet didn't age well

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@vegetablesgooff I'm just not sure that's right attitude. Australia had that with Cummins and Pattinson and it's taken until now for them to both be fit at the same time

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England and Root are gonna bowl Archer into the ground. Only his second test match and their expecting him to bowl 150+ for 6, 7, even 8 over spells. Wouldn't have thought that's how you manage such a talent #ENGvsAUS #AUSvENG #Ashes #Ashes2019

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@Caring_Atheist I'm convinced

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On that note, lot of 'back in my day...' surrounding the Smith incident. Nobody cares that you've got Rose coloured glasses for the good old days. Shove it

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Completely unrelated, not too hopeful about match 3 of the #Ashes. Take 120 runs an innings out of any side and it'll be tough #SteveSmith #GetWellSoon #LookAfterYourHead

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Children: there's a giant, creepy monster from another dimension that can inhabit multiple people's body and is hell bent on domination. Better walk straight towards it and fight it. Also, let's fight the entire KGB while we're at it

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Every #StrangerThings
18yo: look at the way this penny landed. It can only mean one thing
13yo: there's an magnetic pulse being created by a quantum flux in the orbit of Titan
4yo: my God! That could rip a hole right through the fabric of the space-time continuum

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Woman: oh my God! A dead bird. That can't be a coincidence that must mean that the mind flayer entered through the old Mill's farm up through the drain pipe, invaded the old lady three towns, and is now planning to run for president. That's the only explanation