Mothman Esq.

I descend upon your Earth from the skies.

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@harls_quin @Vinnuguh @Byahhhhhhhhhhhh @jcbmfcsby @wilding_gyres This guys gotta be trolling at this point

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@thalipontocom @NoahKahan I’ve been 29 for 4 days and so far I have not pooped myself 👍🏻

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@Fw_k4ylee Or we just show up to work sober. If you can’t wait til after work, you got a problem

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@simple_me_not_u @maybetyler__ @kaseymartin854 Our school’s rules were, can’t assassinate on school grounds or when someone is at their place of work.

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@curlymirmy

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@ALEXAGY0 What are we talking? Bird shit? Dog shit? Human shit? There’s a different classification for all those

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@Willppp @wtfdaveobri @sophieisawitch It’s supposed to cause injuries. So they don’t just get up and jump again.

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@thetrompwner @EtTuMamaTambien You shouldn’t be talking. You’re from Chicago and deep dish is foul AND not real pizza

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@PhasmophobicBoi @thepeacepoet99 Don’t do Ms Frizzle like that

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@Mursal_1984 @Ancapta And coffee

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@Mursal_1984 @Ancapta Tiny shocking device

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@0001o2_ @pviols I think that says more about you then the video creator/poster

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@Ruesavatar Everybody is missing the point of this post. It’s not about the owners politics, it’s about the ~vibes~ the dogs give off. And it’s a joke, take yourself less seriously.

Also, pugs are definitely communist.

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@SimardPete @RealDianeYap Or, maybe, just maybe, the man could be an adult and write it down to start with

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@RrrPeeSRC @sue_platts @RealDianeYap You don’t need a penis to do a decent house repair. Fuck off with that shit

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@theGIRLScare I fell and broke my finger the same day I got my first period. That was not a fun day

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

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@JamesAnder73326 @ellechle9 @NerdAthleticz @Cr7Godbrand This isn’t the 50s. Get with the fucking times

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@BGmig1001 @JennMGreenberg Yes let’s make a habit of forcing little girls to do what the boys want. That’s a great idea. Idiot.