"Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right he took his fucking hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was 'this big' so I said thats disgusting. So i'm making a callout post in my twitter"
"So guess what im gonna fuck the earth, this is what you get my SUPER LASER PIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Except Im not gonna piss on the earth, no im gonna go higher, im pissing on thE MOON! How do you like that obama I pissed on the moon you idiot! You have 23 hours before the piss"