Muthoni W

Every Nigger is a Star - Boring Gardiner
Tech and Communications
@Arsenal @SZA @Jeremih @kizzdaniel

[Muthoni W @Mothoni_]

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[Muthoni W @Mothoni_]

@Vickyjr Truly! What a fucked up country this is

[Muthoni W @Mothoni_]

Why would I imagine that? He’s a thief

[Vicky Junior Mukulima @Vickyjr]

Your guys are all over complaining about USD 200 stuck in PayPal now imagine what is going through the mind of the young Nairobi County official who’s illegally acquired Ksh 250M.

Jamaa anaskia kuchizi.

[Muthoni W @Mothoni_]

How lazy of some buildings to still be requiring us to leave ids at the door! Siwezi wacha kura yangu na mtu, nyonga me

[Muthoni W @Mothoni_]

@Is_javan @droid254 Niko best my buddy 😹😹😹

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Every day under Ruto presidency feels like an episode of 1000 ways to die.

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

We invited a candidate to an interview and sent him our meeting link.

The candidate rejected it and sent us his own meeting link that we should join him instead 😂😂😭😭

[Muthoni W @Mothoni_]

Hana kazi??

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

CS John Mbadi to engage Kenyans on the Finance Bill 2026 via X(Twitter) Space from 8:00 PM

[Muthoni W @Mothoni_]

Habemus papam!! All praise tenemos papam

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Lots of white butterflies are being sighted. What's happening?

[Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit]

Shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that beds in corridors should not be normalized, one can only imagine the conditions in the bathrooms 🤢

[WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  @blacktwiterthrd]

Never forget about this…🔥

[MOTASE @TheRealMotase]

Praying for my nephew. He's writing geography tomorrow and i asked him to name one of the oceans. He said... Ocean Basket😭

[James880888 @james880888]

@hashjenni they allowed a pedophile to be president, why not a human

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

You used to walk around sucking his cock then, you ain't different idiot

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

I'm from a culture where death stops everything so we can properly mourn. And I know death is normal but I feel like so many people die and we never stop to mourn idk. It's become commonplace.

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Yaani, every time there's a scandal in the Health Ministry, Jeff Koinange invites CS Duale to white wash him on #JKL

First it was the loss of Ksh 11 billion at SHA and now it's the Ebola Quarantine Scandal..

[Anele Mdoda @Anele]

Does your baby know the couple ?

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Speeding tickets on roads with no markings, no street lights, no drains, filled with portholes at risk of robbery

Shame on you @ntsa_kenya @KURAroads

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

The campaign is very stable right now actually.

These are issues that we dealt with last year, and we've learnt greatly from them.

We have structures in place now, are very careful with who we admit into the campaign and have very publicly made significant strides since then

[Tyla @Tyllaaaaaaa]

@tropicalmayhem7 Me after y’all send