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I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

[hal @MothrasManager]

The Village (2004)

[Bennington @BenningtonShow]

Shane Gillis got emotional during a taping of an episode of PORTCAST with Ron Bennington. It's the only comedy podcast recorded while the host receives chemotherapy for stage four colon cancer. @Shanemgillis

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

On one hand this is a wretched company on the other I’m really enjoying Rick Rubin ripping off tech companies by representing the idyllic form of the “ideas guy”

[hal @MothrasManager]

@Brewers We’ll get back

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my favorite Larry David moment is neither Seinfeld nor Curb but Jiminy Glick

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Olivia Rodrigo says she has "smelled" fans wearing diapers in the front row of her concerts and festivals.

"I have been to certain concerts and certain festivals where people wear diapers so that they can be front row of the show. And that's been an experience as a performer that I have smelled... I think about it kind of often."

(via @kissfm)

📸: Noah Grabe

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Not joking but @elonmusk should have to pay for this right?

You broke it, why do we all have to pay for it?

[Francesca Hong For Governor @FrancescaHongWI]

Forever proud to be a Wisconsinite, and forever grateful for the opportunity to meet so many amazing people on the campaign trail. Thanks for letting me talk policy at the party 😉

[bug girl @buggirl]

i wonder when someone will become the first dead trillionaire

[Matt Wild @ByMattWild]

IT’S FINISHED

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Bart Winkler @BartWinklerShow]

This is our version of the Notre-Dame de Paris fire

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[Cory Archibald @CMArchibald]

Insane to think that all through the 90s we were told we absolutely had to let the Klan march in American cities to protect free speech and now they're withholding diplomas, firing people, imposing travel bans, qmd running weekslong smear campaigns for saying the word genocide.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Costs nothing to be kind and make someone’s day

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Peter Mawson @HighFarndale]

Beef cattle grazing in tall plants.

Heavy rain - no problem with this volume of biomass to eat and trample.

Trampling prevents disruption to the soil surface = no erosion.

Trampling puts some of the plant in contact with the soil - the earthworms will transform that into more soil.

An improving soil will hold more and more rain water, plants will grow deeper roots - keeping the river clean.

Eat real red meat and animal fat; buy the best you can.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

You gotta hand it to Bill Pullman in Lost Highway: “That’s fucking crazy, man” is the perfect response to a frightening being telling you he’s in your house right now