@Chotabila1 @MountainDew Buddy, I wish Mountain Dew was piss. Then I'd have a Mountain Dew factory in my balls. Mountain Dew is great and you're a fool for thinking otherwise.
@shootermcgavin Just one case? Lol. That’s not enough. At all. No freakin way. I’d say 4-5 cases at least. And we are drinking them all. Shotgunning them. Chugging them in beer bongs (I call it a dew bong lol). Self waterboarding ourselves with dew. The greatest nights of my life were like this
What is wrong with people these days. @barstoolsports@erika_@stoolpresidente PLEASE FIRE THIS MAN RIGHT NOW!!!!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE WORST KIND OF INTOLERANCE WE HAVE EVER SEEN IN THE DEWMMUNITY. I AM CALLING THE POLICE
@chescadelbarrio @javmxn heck even just drinking diet Mountain Dew will have that effect. Happy Dewsday! (Which is everyday, not just Tuesday, when you're an insane dew head like me)