Jordan Mountford

Twitter sucks but the news sucks more, and I need to know what’s going on out there.

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@RadioGenoa Better than me at a bar honestly

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@BlueCup04313008 What?

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So I’m watching the USA game… they added 7 minutes of extra time at the end of the game… Turkey just scored at the 7 minute and 56 second mark of extra time. Why did they just allow an extra minute beyond what they stated???

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There really will never be a movie as good as Lord of the Rings ever again. I’ve made peace with this fact. I’m grateful to have watched it all these years.

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@guyfelicella So you agree we’re already paying too much and your solution is to pay more?

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Nobody in the world bikes slower than my current Uber Eats deliverer

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@elonmusk Elon literally writing the prelude to Red Rising

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@mynamea_geoff @CTVNews Insane that guy ever had a job

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@JenBotterill please stop beginning every schpeel you have on the panel with “So you think about…”

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@raghu_venugopal @DonDavies @MarjoriePLC @MarkJCarney Forcing people who have the means and will to continue living to DIE is the Canadian Way!

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@CanadianCoffey That’s because Liberal and NDP-sponsored “affordable housing measures” are stupid and would waste money while actually making housing more expensive

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@alleria_eh They actually have to raise their prices to pay for all the stolen product, you dummy. You’re subsidizing all that theft… unless of course you’re one of the thieves.

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@Garnet_2203 Newcomers are literally a reason wages haven’t kept up with prices.

Flood the market with cheap labour (newcomers) and companies pay lower wages, since there’s more available labour and much of that labour comes from significantly lower living standards and accepts lower wages.

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@mynamea_geoff @TheBigBroTea Tiffany clearly cheated

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@barstoolsports @BizNasty2point0 Why is @ryanwhitney6 skating like that… didn’t he play in the NHL? Is this just how unathletic you become as you age?

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At the age now where I get home from the bar early enough that I pull my book out to read but then I pass out drunk while reading and wake up having read a few chapters that I don’t remember.

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.@barstoolspringb Need to get @OleGriersyArmy to Vegas for spring break. Guy brings the vibes

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@RealSlimJamie @barstoolspringb @OleGriersyArmy @mynamea_geoff I’ll come too.

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@OleGriersy Pretty sure one of those @BostonDynamics robots could already dominate humans in ballet too

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@OleGriersy @RealSlimJamie Can even stop periodically, lay down on a boulevard, and take a nap it’s so comfortable