Mark Cole

I tweet, and I know things.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

@NBCPhiladelphia First you tax the poor with your soda tax. You then tax the poor again with an additional fee to use an Uber. When will this city learn they can't tax themselves into prosperity?

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

@slitz_140 @ussoccer_ref Probably looking up the rules for offsides.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

@Austin21K @barstoolsports We prefer the ones in Wessex, thank you.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

"Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

@JTansey90 Yeahhhh right.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

@ImNotMcLovingit H8er

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

#OpenTheCurtin

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

BREAKING: The Philadelphia Union has parted ways with head coach Bradley Carnell, per sources.

Philly is bottom of MLS with 7 points after 15 matches. Club won Supporters' Shield last year.

Carnell is reigning MLS Coach of the Year. https://t.co/Z7AOHrurW4

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

Hey, Ernst, how the hell you gonna get fired on your day off?

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

Philadelphia Union announced Jon Scheer has been named Sporting Director.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

All that pandering Bryce Harper did just went out the window with the toothbrush video.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

ARSENAL! ARSENAL! ARSENAL!

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

A TROPHY LIFT 22 YEARS IN THE MAKING. ARSENAL ARE FINALLY PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS AGAIN. 🔥

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

Great news for @Eagles fans. #GoBirds

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Giants and GM Joe Schoen have agreed to terms on a multi-year extension to keep him working with John Harbaugh for years to come. The deal has been signed.

After a successful offseason, including the work during the NFL Draft, Schoen is rewarded with a new deal.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

@AlTheBoss03

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

Massie stood for everything people voted for Trump for, and Donny flipped on him because he wouldn't kiss the ring. Epstein, unnecessary foreign wars..all of it. You voted against him because you were told to. The GOP is going to burn and they have no one to blame but themselves

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Rep. Thomas Massie has been ousted from Congress after losing Kentucky’s KY-04 Republican primary to Trump-endorsed challenger Ed Gallrein.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

Arsenal FC, we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen! #COYG

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

Most successful team in football. #56

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

🍀 “A Scottish season, a game of so many stories, ends with the same old story!”

Celtic lift the Scottish Premiership trophy for the 56th time 🏆

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

@MattyB316 @slitz_140 It's a satirical account lol. Granted, I'm sure there's politicians who think this way.

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

Someone buy Sam Nicholson a beer.

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

CHAMPIONS AGAIN!

🏆 Celtic are crowned Champions of Scotland for the FIFTH season in a row!

Huge congratulations to Martin O’Neill and the Bhoys

#Champion5 | #CelticFC🍀🏆

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

@RangerApologist The Phillies have the most losses in the history of baseball🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mark Cole @Mouse244]

@ericchurch Well worth the listen!