MouthFart

Mouth Fart - like a brain fart but louder. Moments where the mouth goes first and the brain catches up later (or not). Beware if we hear it, we share it.

[MouthFart @MouthFarted]

On the phone: Hi, can you hear me? As I can't hear you #PointlessQuestion

[MouthFart @MouthFarted]

19 People Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Tweet Anymore http://t.co/VVuKaBoOdr

[mXOverheard @mXOverheard]

Girl 1: "If I knew that the end of the world was real - then I would kill myself."
Girl 2: "And when would you do that? Before or after?"

[Kate Quigley @KateQFunny]

I really don't know what Ebola is.

[mXOverheard @mXOverheard]

Girl 1: "How do you get your toast out of the toaster if it's stuck?"
Girl 2: "I use a knife. You can't die doing that, can you?"

[MouthFart @MouthFarted]

On eternity rings after marriage: "You don't have to buy an eternity ring every year do you?" Yes for eternity.

[MouthFart @MouthFarted]

This is one loooooong mouth fart: https://t.co/Mq8XsTQiub #StopPlease

[MouthFart @MouthFarted]

Ok, so it was my Nan, but "Do wind turbines have back up electricity when its not windy?" needs to be shared anyway #SorryNan

[MouthFart @MouthFarted]

While DJing at an Indie/Rock night: Drunk girl: "So do you have 90's stuff?" Me: "yes" Drunk girl: "like No Diggity" Me: "No" #genrewatch

[MouthFart @MouthFarted]

https://t.co/w8Z5ESjPnP

[MouthFart @MouthFarted]

After making two weird noises Key Character is looked at quizzically, his response? “ahh I made a weird noise so I thought I’d do it again”