you can befriend people, you just have to make sure they aren't boring & stupid. befriend fun people, people who push you outside of your comfort zone.
( might be regretting his life choices at that very moment )
More like they decided to befriend me. You already know how that went. But noted. I just won’t befriend people anymore.
( raising his brow )
Alright, check. Won’t ask about their job unless I want to spend a minimum of a week in confession.
I truly don’t know how I got stuck with you or your friend group. As much as I love all of you, it can be a headache.
Very funny. My mind wasn’t in the gutter.
( maybe it was for about 2 seconds but he’ll NEVER admit that. )
I’m just saying it sounds like a lot of chaos. And if it’s anything illegal, I don’t want to know either.