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I’m best in micro doses.

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Telling my wife I hate every house on Zillow because I don’t want to move again.

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@MikeMcDonald89 Played with a guy who had an $8 chip from somewhere. He used it as a card protector. Had something to do with Chinese New Year or Baccarat iirc

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On Hustler he told the entire table and stream that his dad is rich. Now he’s larping as a grinder? Get the fuck out of here. He’s pretty objectively horrible from everything we’ve seen. Now we have to follow his journey (lol) on IG and he’s the main draw in the game raking $32k

[Table 1 Vegas @Table1Vegas]

Paul Gunness's girlfriend said choose me or poker. He'd spent his poker money on her.

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@dankness3 Just hit me with the fuckin car

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🔒 in. Brb

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To the people that are putting up Christmas decorations today, I will not be participating in your shenanigans.

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They just robbed Moicano #UFCVegas123

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If you have a free 9 hours, The Internet Invitation Golf tournament on YouTube electric

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Shout out to the parents that get to let loose with their kids tonight because Halloween is on Saturday. Get fucked up...You deserve it

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I really don't need to see anymore close ups of this lip cut #UFC

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Just saw someone say “Nice to see Herb dressed up as a referee for Halloween”

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I like when Halloween is over and people stop hyping up horror movies that suck

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@Super70sSports My boy LD and I have some legendary ones.

$600 game of heads up monopoly. If you landed on the others players property you had to do a dab.

When you have two people who won’t concede $600 isn’t enough money for what you put yourself through playing this game.

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When I first came to Vegas Aria had a mint chip mix game. People would do this in 2-7 triple draw as an angle when they’d make straights or pairs. Just not say anything and fan their hand like it was the nuts.

[WorldpokerdealsCOM @worldpokerdeals]

Pro Tip: If you were bluffing and got caught, still show your hand like you've got it😏

Your opponent might get confused and muck the best hand, just like Shiina Okamoto did earlier this year at the WSOPE.

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@IGTreal Do you ever fire these old games up? I went back and tried to play everything from my childhood like 10 years ago on the original systems. Most games made before Super Nintendo would get boring pretty quick. Sega was least enjoyable by a lot

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@IGTreal I always enjoyed it. Never understood why it was so wildly different until recently.

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I’m sure it’s tough for women in poker rooms in general but the more I see of this the less slack everyone is getting. Being a fuckin asshole or scumbag knows no gender.

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Played a 9 hour live session today. In that time 3 female regs came and went from the table. One shot an angle, one snapped on the dealer and the table because nobody heard her announce a bet, and one snapped on me me for saying “it’s your big so don’t fold” when she didnt post

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@edgaralandough Learn how to cook. Specifically learn how to use a knife in the kitchen. It can bring you and other joy

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You can’t advertise the poker dream and then price 99% of the world out.

Talk about growing the game and then shame lower stakes that are always going to be your biggest part of the player pool.

Fuckin idiots

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Poker players are so numb to how big the money is in this game.

Real life NPCs don’t see a 1-2 game and think “that game looks fun it’s only $200 to try. What a deal!”

We say 1k instead of $1,000 when $1,000 is a huge amount of money to a large portion of the real world