jen !!

i smell like beef.

[Montana Lemonius-Craig @jitLyang21]

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend. She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad. Mannn this aint my dad, this is a cell phone. I threw it on the ground

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[♱brilu @hnybrii]

como se veía ser nena en 2013

[inaya 卌 @figure09sos]

I GOT A LONG TERM PLAN????? WITH SHORT TERM FIXES?????? AND A WASTED HEART THAT JUST ECLIPSES?? AND I PUSH MY LUCK FROM TRUST TO DUST ENOUGH THATS THE STORY OF ANOTHER US????? DOES ANYONE HEAR ME???

[jen !! @movingaIong]

wait i forgot he was turning 30. i literally wasnt fucking ready

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 30th birthday to the talented Luke Hemmings.

[jen !! @movingaIong]

YIKES

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that makes my dad easier to talk to

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

i hate when something i've done for years suddenly becomes popular.

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that makes me text everyone back

[jen !! @movingaIong]

i get high and every commercial i see becomes the best piece of comedy ive ever seen in my life

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[jen !! @movingaIong]

this album actually saved my life and ill never forget it. i actually would not be here rn if it wasnt for this.

[jen !! @movingaIong]

gotta get out at party city.

[Kirsten is a ☆ @GottaGetOutHood]

what’s the craziest 5sos song you have ever heard in public? because the closest I got was teeth or youngblood in the supermarket

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[Zion @zionszzn]

Weed smokers:

Non weed smokers: you can’t go a day without smoking can you crackhead? Is that what you smoke? Crack? Fucking crackhead. omg I think I’m getting high from smelling the air. you’re so annoying. I’m high on life n you’re high on crack you fucking crackhead

[jen !! @movingaIong]

harry and 5sos just played back to back in target they know im here

[jen !! @movingaIong]

NEVER ENDING SONG ?? IN CHILI’S ??

[jen !! @movingaIong]

why is 2011 playing in a chili’s rn

[jen !! @movingaIong]

why is 2011 playing in a chili’s rn

[jen !! @movingaIong]

@5SOS if i dont see this with my own two eyes i wont ever recover