Henry Tudor

I got the swagger of a champion. Too bad for you. I just can't find the right companion // king of england&ireland . rightful king of france . head of anglicans

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

My anaconda don't want none unless you birth sons hun #thanksnicki

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

We had vegetarians in the 16th century too.... we called them peasants #meatislife

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

There's nothing I love more in life than a good meal, a pretty woman and a beheading #allinoneday #amiright

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

My pal @LouisXII and I think some things need be made clear #divinerightisathing #noshame

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

Hey monks, you gotta scram bc I'm shutting down the monasteries #causeIcan #youreanglicannow

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

Tell me how I'm supposed to breath with #noheir

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

Hey, I just met you... and this is crazy, but oops wrong number annul me maybe?? @AnneofCleves

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

Shoutout to my boys @CourtofStarChamber for getting a record 25 confessions today #holla #nomercy #skinittowinit

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

We are England. Hear us roar. #byeliveryandmaintenance #wefightasone

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

@HRECharlesV Wanna go? #givememydivorce #yourauntstinks

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

I'm the head of church AND state take that Rome #actofsupremacy #wearenevergettingbacktogether

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

@henrystruelover the 24 years we spent married were the worst 24 years of my life #sorrynotsorry #worsethananne

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

If at first you don't succeed, try try again #fivemorewives #andafewmistressestoo #ineedason

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

I fell in love with a picture, funny thing is I fell out of love quicker #anneofcleves #wontmakethatmistakeagain

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

I dare you to listen to this and not get it stuck in your head #allaboutme
https://t.co/yLEoPSkhdr

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

The end, the end
Everything will go my way
In the end, the end
Things will always go @PopeClementVII

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

@Christianmingle there seriously needs to be a website called http://t.co/AQmTUhdNgv... wait... I should copyright that #brillianceatwork

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

@PopeClementVII when u make ur own church come talk to me #canttouchthis #anglican4life

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

#Henry2020 Oh wait... I'm already King!! #suckers

[Henry Tudor @MoWifeMoProb]

When life gives you lemons, behead the servant who brought those ghastly things into your presence #youaskedforit