Matthew Pamfilis

rock out with my crocs out

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

My two biggest this year 4lb 12oz and 4lb8oz my thanks to medwynsofanglesfo the trial seed

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

I don’t care if China has my data plz don’t ban tiktok @realDonaldTrump

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Just delivered Grubhub to this customer, and now I see why Coronavirus is kicking our ass

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Got all of that one @Starting9

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

How dare you

[Skoog @Skoog]

Lilo is 95 years old, sitting in a wheelchair on her porch, slowly stroking Stitch as they watch the hawaiian sun sink below a rainbow horizon. She smiles and takes a deep breath. The gentle pets stop and Stitch knows what he’s always known: that an ohana never lasts forever.

[aidan ツ @getlaidan]

dawg ??

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

@j_broc5 This is one of your greatest contributions to society

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

4th of July is going to be an absolute movie this year

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

@johnywrestlin17 You look like you just tried killing the neighbors cat

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

@DanBilzerian When’s the release date?

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

Lava, the forbidden snack

[📍 @_ttkm9]

God forbid I see lava in real life, I’ll do something stupid

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

Let the bed bugs bite

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

Sure you may be funnier than me, more attractive, stronger, and cooler, but I bet you didn’t take your flat Stanley to the great wolf lodge in 3rd grade

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

California: 3 more months of lockdown

Florida: Okay, we’ll bite....what IS coronavirus?

[lil uzi hurt @LameAsChris]

a relationship like this >>>

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

@asandss “Almost-famous”

[Matthew Pamfilis @MPamfilis]

film majors be like “ahh yes madam, the fundamental juxtaposition of your breasts do certainly pique my interest 🧐🤝”