M P

Reformed bedwetter and crossword expert, also an aspiring comedian and writer.

[M P @mPAPIyette]

Every @marknorm tweet reads as if it was conceived during a mid-afternoon shit. #comedy #poophumour #funny

[M P @mPAPIyette]

@DannyLoPriore Eyes got big like “oh shit better motor to second”

[M P @mPAPIyette]

@DannyLoPriore Asking the important questions

[Iwunna @Daddy_Tweens]

@abody889 If Lookman scores 3 goals, I'll be giving $20 to 10 people that retweets this reply

#uel

[M P @mPAPIyette]

@DannyLoPriore A losing battle always haha

[M P @mPAPIyette]

#WestHam fans; is it just me or does the AEK Larnaca ECL draw reek of past Romanian minnows Astra (Fucking) Giurgiu (Goo-Goo)? Please convince me otherwise. #badmemories #incomingdisasterclass #whu

[M P @mPAPIyette]

Prediction: Antonio, if he starts he bags a brace against Forest this weekend. I’ll bet two spicy patties on it for the culture. RT this next season in our first championship home game if not. #westham #WHUNFO #PleaseMoyesy #betthehouse

[M P @mPAPIyette]

The Whale is simple yet incredibly powerful at the same time. Brendan Fraser and Sadie Sink truly deliver uniquely powerful performances. A sinple premise done exceptionally well by the talented Darren Aronofsky, one of the best in the business atm. #TheWhale #emotionaldrama

[M P @mPAPIyette]

If you are looking for a clever way to waste two hours of your bleak existence on this planet… consider watching The Banshees of Inisherin. A true Hollywood pisstake #boringaf #deaddonkeys

[M P @mPAPIyette]

@DannyLoPriore Attracts the wrong kind of clientele Ive heard

[M P @mPAPIyette]

@DannyLoPriore Jared got robbed

[M P @mPAPIyette]

@CurtisMahony ROoomeeeooo

[Derrick Henry Jr  @KingHenry_2]

TITAN TF UP‼️‼️ ⚔️⚔️

[M P @mPAPIyette]

@CurtisMahony Up the YSL Army

[Eric Engels @EricEngels]

Asked Josh Anderson what he took from Jonathan Drouin speaking up about his anxiety and insomnia issues. Quite an answer from him:

[West Ham United @WestHam]

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[M P @mPAPIyette]

It’s impossible for me to love another person as much as I love Tomas Souček. #westham #PotatoSalad

[JasonM @jasonmmtl]

How many games will the Habs need to beat the Jets? #Habs #Jets #SWEEP

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

🗣️ OLÉÉÉÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

LE BUT GAGNANT EN PROLONGATION.

THE OT WINNER.

#GoHabsGo

[M P @mPAPIyette]

@WestHam regardless of the position they do finish in have had a historic season and one that will be permanently imprinted in the minds of #Hammers supporters everywhere. #WHUEVE