Minerva Parvati

lax bro ;)

[Minerva Parvati @MParvati]

Whatever
im gonna eat now

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I mean...eh??

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This is a picture of boiling florets

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Oh no they need help!!!! Lol jk no animals harmed here

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Squad. Bout to get lit (lol like in the oven)

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I didn't feel like cooking 3 entire chickens in one sitting so instead here's some tofu cubes. And I know what you're thinking: "you've ruined the dish!!"

And you're most likely correct.

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1 teaspoon garlic powder? Let's call it 3 crushed garlic cloves sprinkled with rosemary.

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The fact that onions can make you cry from a distance of 15 inches blows my mind. The same way a spinning magnet creates current in a copper wire blows my mind. Literally magic.

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6 onions seems really aggressive so here's 2 onions and 8 brussel sprouts.

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. 75 cups bacon pieces. Pass.

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2 cups shredded Monterey jack cheese. It sure isn't Monterey jack but it damn sure is 2 cups. #nailedit

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2 heads cut into florets. And don't try to tell me "floret" is a common cooking term

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One teaspoon of freshly ground pepper. Easy.

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2 seconds in and I've already messed up: 3/4 tablespoon salt DIVIDED means 3 separate portions of salt. We will overcome.

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Welcome. To cooking. On tonight's menu Loaded Calliflower and Chicken Casserole. Lettuce begin!

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Just downloaded and sifted through my fb data. Don't know why everyone's so upset and/or surprised 🤷 #opinions

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If GoT ends one more episode with the screech of a dragon I will lose it #terriblewriting #callthemidwife

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My woman is third in command and 1st in my hart #NDLR #bureauoflandmanagement

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Having a great time watching the ISIS Terrorism Debate, tune in next year for Part 2 where we tackle issues such as climate and education :)

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I miss pepper