Matt Cholakian

If you like sarcasm I’m your man. But don’t take anything I say too seriously, in all likelihood I’m just trying to piss one of my friends off.

[Matt Cholakian @MPCholak]

@TIME I hope you are considering @FreddyLA7 for person of the year, this year!

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@japan_nobunaga Yes, I own multiple. Each has its own use.

I would say it’s not uncommon anywhere, however it is more common in some places.

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It occurred to me there are two IQ test simultaneously happing in California: the LA Mayors race and the Gubernatorial primary. I guess we will see how intelligent, or unintelligent, CA really is.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch:

CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history?

Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

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@Matt_Pinner Lacrosse

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I’m not sure who it was in line at the DMV that smelled like weed, and I’m generally all for having a good time, but maybe you refrain before trying to address anything related to driving?

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@MaryHogins @campbellclaret So insignificant that you want it for yourself, huh? Interesting.

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@Christy4Change Baking soda and hydrogen peroxide. You will be amazed at how well it works.

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@MaryHogins Did we really expect anything other than this? When Biden acknowledged the Genocide it was about making a statement to Turkey, not doing what is right. We are insignificant pawns in their game.

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@rmean And yet the Republicans still can’t seem to field a candidate that likable enough to get elected. It’s mind boggling to me.

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@SCVegas Treasure Island, 30 years ago.

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@Coltfan7 @VitalVegas My literal words to my wife about 5 years ago at Disneyland, as groups are just sitting in the middle of the walkway was “have these people ever been in public before?” It’s amazing that these people get through life.

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That was the longest 1 second of game time I’ve ever seen. #OleMiss

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Indiana looks unstoppable right now

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@valleysportsguy According to the broadcast team he is going to missed, will be very tough to replace, and has a real shot of playing in Sunday’s. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@SnoopDogg just raised the bar for Bad Bunny!

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If anyone knows what a genocide looks like, it is the Turks.

[Galatasaray SK @GalatasaraySK]

Stop the genocide!

#FreePalestine

[Galatasaray SK @GalatasaraySK]

Stop the genocide!

#FreePalestine

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@SSN_FresnoState He is, which makes me worry he won’t be here next year.

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@SSN_FresnoState Could be. Annoying that they pointed us to https://t.co/rTyq4FKbbt which made you go to the app.