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Noble. Prize winner.

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@cavakaggyreborn How can you be bow-legged and knock-kneed at the same time?!!?

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@shonaw18 @CrimeLdn You're going to be disappointed, I'm afraid. Wait till their identities are released. It's a white trash pair.

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@wokeandwoofing @ClimateWarrior7 Petroleum products in t-shirt printing:

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@wokeandwoofing @ClimateWarrior7 Petroleum products in hi-viz jackets:

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@cavakaggyreborn Apart from all the rest of it (and that is A LOT!) what the actual fuck with that hilarious hair??!!?! 🤣🤣🤣 Someone's grandmother is wondering where the hell she left her wig. These fucking guys. Get a fucking clue, you absolute prats.

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@colemarisa49 @LizaRosen0000 Because he's a human shit stain.

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@cavakaggyreborn I really need to sit down and write that fashion advice book for the only recently a woman.

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@BertDalziel I have my ticket from the Take That Circus show at Wembley framed on the wall. You can imagine how much that pleases my underground dance music producer husband.

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@Mikejames881561 @Mart12066536 @alexwickham @Goosey30111568 I can't find anywhere that they're naming the MP yet, though the BBC has confirmed he's an MP's partner and elsewhere it says they're a Scottish MP.

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@Mikejames881561 @Mart12066536 @alexwickham @Goosey30111568 I've just read one of those arrested is a Labour MP's partner. Is that wrong?

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I have new neighbours both sides. Left, they share the family braincell while their 50 stinking pigeons shit all over my house & garden. Right, it's drunken, screaming, expletive-laden arguments into the small hours every night while their traumatised baby howls & howls & howls.

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@nyaraV2 What a load of narcissistic bollocks. Not everything hinges on trans people. Everyone's free to challenge whatever they like, with or without men who get a boner from wearing frilly knickers or traumatised girls who'll cut their own bodies up to try to escape their trauma.

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@MMonster739 @meishato Dude, that's a phenomenal amount of tiny dick energy you're resonating there. 😅 Why so weak and tearful?

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@KirstieMAllsopp @ballmarc418 @CamillaTominey Of course TWs are men. They HAVE to be men to be TWs. It's the only essential criteria for being a TW. No woman on Earth can be a TW, yet every single man can be one just by saying he is one. Why prioritise disordered men in dresses over actual women?

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@purutrap And you haven't a clue why? It's because we tend to just stay quiet and attract no attention to ourselves when we find ourselves alone with a clearly disordered man, lest he goes psycho on us and uses his male strength and mental instability to hurt us. You're welcome.

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@peterrhague @lespauljunior3 Same with Assisted Dying bill. Starmer said it was because Esther Rantzen asked him to implement it. It was that simple.

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@AgnesCallamard Agnes, you absolute div.