Marcello Peschiera

bellows

[Marcello Peschiera @mpeschiera3]

"why don't your models ever smile?" OK FINE HERE! I promise they're not always miserable!!!!

[Marcello Peschiera @mpeschiera3]

@svacostarubio i feel called out

[Marcello Peschiera @mpeschiera3]

@sberlin32 i’m listening 🤔

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Your honor my client is no longer in their villain era

[Marcello Peschiera @mpeschiera3]

@jpchrome100 @ItsThreeSixty 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Marcello Peschiera @mpeschiera3]

@HalleyZee @uglysteffy yessss🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Marcello Peschiera @mpeschiera3]

@AirGoKiss @kainacastillo we try our best 😅

[💻 @x3lpmoc]

Y’all wanna breed frenchies instead of chickens and now eggs cost $100

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

The price of Insulin is now capped at $35 per month for millions of Americans.

Democrats did that.

For. The. People.

[pj @pjayevans]

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Andrew Tate with the super last minute entry for the biggest self-inflicted L of 2022

[Satan @s8n]

yours souls are depressing i don’t want them anymore

[Chad @CSonic235]

Inflation is tearing my family apart

[channing @changotbanz]

this gotta be the wind spongebob delivered the pizza in

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Here is my annual reminder that if Santa is bringing a games console, Santa might want to plug it in and turn it on and get all the updates done now, in advance, so that it is all ready to go on the big day.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

If my girl dies ima die with her. Like who tf she tryna meet in heaven

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

someone born in 1999 is 46 years old, let that sink in

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm