𝓲𝓝𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓮 🇿🇦

Anti-Yeagerist

GGMU❤️

Here for footy and the jokes emphasis on THE JOKES!!!!

I tweet about my life experiences on occasion.

[𝓲𝓝𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓮 🇿🇦 @MphondleUTD]

🤲🏾🕯️ All the finer things I never had in life. 🕯️🤲🏾

[jesse alordiah 44DB 🇳🇴 @jessealordiah]

football is so interesting

odegaard would be telling haaland about gabriel’s weaknesses to help norway.

then haaland will use it against both of them for man city 😂

[MONALISA ❤️ @naytholo]

😭😭😭

[𝓲𝓝𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓮 🇿🇦 @MphondleUTD]

It has to be rage bait.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“I was in church and there was this guy sitting beside me and was giving me this vibe. It was time for offering, this guy didn’t make attempt to pay for my offering. After church this guy had the mind to ask for my number. Why didn’t he pay for my offering first?”

— Lady says. 😭😭😭

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Harry Kane has SEVENTY-THREE goals this season.

Joshua Zirkzee has TWO.

#ArrestTenHag

[Deji Faremi @deejayfaremi]

Bellingham may have scored two goals and made last man tackle to deny a sure equaliser, but as a pure football fan, I’d rather he doesn’t do all of that but instead make 70 touches, 80 completed passes, and 10 spins in midfield to prove to me that he’s a pure central midfielder.

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

MY MOM: When you get married and have your own house, you can do whatever you want, not here.

MY WIFE: You're not going to do whatever you want here; here no be your mama house 😭😭😭

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[Musa @Musa_underscore]

LOL!!

[girl @Lovejoyn_mlaba]

I have never understood how umsila wenkomo is a “premium” dish. Akaze ngizwe ngisho umuntu oyedwa emakhaya ecela ukubekelwa umsila mekuhlatshiwe.

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Gabriel is one of the few remaining CBs who loves the physicality and the problem for him is Haaland is one of the few remaining strikers who loves it even more

[Seahawks are SB CHAMPS 🏆 @_sw253_]

Racism hilarious sometimes cause that is clearly a white man but somebody stared long enough and was just like “something’s not right”

[𝓲𝓝𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓮 🇿🇦 @MphondleUTD]

Eyy awucabange nje eClairwood sekugcwele kanje. 😭

[nifee @__nifemii]

wetin be this😭😭

[griselda blanco @anentiresnack]

yilento bafuna uyenza apha le.

[nell @baehelpnell]

all ima say is niggas is lying

[𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕒𝕟𓍲 @damiansszn]

11yrs old me when the teacher said the ozone layer is getting damaged:

[For A Marxism Without Guarantees @phethani4]

Afro what

[Siyabonga @SiyabongaOnX]

You state the obvious with such a profound sense of discovery.

[PABLO @WonderMahlobo]

Hugo Bross is lowkey racist but he hides it well

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

I dont know if it counts as a poem but

[𝓲𝓝𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓮 🇿🇦 @MphondleUTD]

😭