Matthew

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I believe in one God,
the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.

God from God,
Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
consubstantial with the Father;
through Him all things were made.

For us men and for our salvation
He came down from heaven,

and by the Holy Spirit
was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.

For our sake He was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
He suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.

He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead,
and His kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Lord, the Giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.

I believe in one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.

I confess one Baptism
for the forgiveness of sins,

and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come.

Amen. 🙏🏼

[OasisCentral @oasiscentral_]

So good people thought it was lip synced.

[☆ Molly ☆ @Inthesunshiiine]

The way his smile fades when his phone won’t open and when he looks into the camera after still gets me to this day🙏😭

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Not only is he the greatest frontman in the world, he also has impeccable taste.

[Oasis Planet @OasisPlanet_]

"The world is a great place, it’s just inhabited by c*nts, and it’s the internet’s fault"

- Noel Gallagher

[Garrett Savage @GarrettWSavage]

The jokes Shane Gillis made about Shedeur Sanders and Caitlin Clark at the ESPYs was solid gold

[〽️〽️Ned 〽️〽️ @NeddyNederlandr]

Shane Gillis is a legend

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I’ve come back from vacation to learn that Epstein apparently wasn’t an international child sex trafficker (even though he was arrested for being one), there is no client list (even though the Attorney General said she had it on her desk), he did kill himself (even though the video “proving” this point was edited), no prominent or powerful people are implicated (even though dozens of them flew on his plane to his pedophile island), and the whole issue doesn’t matter so we should move on and never talk about it again. Wow. Well I’m glad that’s settled!

[Maxi @MaxiGonzalez_23]

The crowd chanting "Live Forever" an hour before Oasis's show at Heaton Park. Great vibes in Manchester

Thanks to @Benwalkertv

[Highest IQ Man @yhbryankimiq]

As the world’s highest IQ record holder, I believe that Jesus Christ is God, the way and the truth and the life.

[bxyxe 🍉🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇨 @FAGG0TKISSER]

reggie pointing at hali like emperor fucking palpatine bro i'm crying

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Ryan Clark name dropped me in his wild RGIII/Caitlin Clark rant. For the billionth time the reason Caitlin Clark fans like me don’t like Angel Reese is cause Angel Reese has acted like a jackass towards Clark for years

[MAZE @mazemoore]

It's amazing how easy it is to be honest when you're trying to sell a book instead of trying to get your preferred candidate elected.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Joe Biden spent $641 million on transportation services for illegals and diverted $650 million from FEMA to house them, and not once did you pop out of your teepee to pitch a fit over it.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

JUST IN: Tyson Foods announces it will reformulate its food products to eliminate all synthetic dyes by the end of the month.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

A reporter just ENDED Chuck Schumer's entire career:

SCHUMER: Trump has the lowest 100-day approval rating!

REPORTER: There's a poll that has you at 17% approval.

SCHUMER: Polls come and go...

🤣🤣🤣

[Will Spencer @willspencer]

NGL this is probably the all-time best Easter meme