Mark polemidiotis

[John MacPherson @JohnMacP1985]

I think the anthem singer could use these #HeritageClassic #LeafsForever #Sabres

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

I don’t even care about my Spotify wrapped I can’t even imagine thinking someone else does.

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

When was the last time someone actually found a clue, about anything. I feel like cartoons made me think it was gonna happen a lot more in life

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

I’m still saying home and watching Netflix, but I’m happy it’s my choice again

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

Buy the way it is :) it is NOT (:

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

@therealmeikmill :(

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

imagine where we would all be mentaly if our moms talked to us as nice as she did to people on the phone

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

If you don’t take one bite out of your sandwich before you put everything away you are clinically insane.

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

Why do no show socks come in different colours?

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

Krispy Kreme doughnuts aren’t crispy even krispy

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

The most comfortable you will ever be is when someone has to get up and get ready before you.

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

Girls think calling something a “draft” gives them full immunity from what they just posted

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

@sanduskyexpress I didn’t think you would be a good dad until this pun

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

How do deaf people know they’re hungry if they can’t hear their stomach growl?

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

If you can find one person who changes their vewis because of a televised debate I’ll give you a dollar.

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

People who reply to “song?” don’t get enough credit, so thank you.

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

https://t.co/eftM86znk5

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

“Things in my house that just make sense” = look how rich I am and shut the fuck up

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

What I lack in skill and ability I make up for with unwarranted confidence

[blogTO @blogTO]

Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis https://t.co/gwiTTMmHJk #Toronto #BathingSuits

[Mark polemidiotis @MPolemidiotis]

@HannaMeikle This is just 2 compliments