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What people seem to expect to happen when they email an MP about local crime. (Submission)

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A moment’s thought for all those members of staff who are, maybe unexpectedly, facing a tough search for new work today.

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Waiting for the exit poll

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Nearly there campaigners!

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It’s that time again.

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What people seem to expect to happen when they email an MP about local crime. (Submission)

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When your MP is cooler than you'll ever be.

[Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

Here's the deleted tweet, It's some of my best work 🤣😆 who knows where the pressure has come from to delete 🤔

But If you like please RT and share. I won't be intimidated for telling the truth. Our Democracy needs honesty to function.

@bignarstie @PeterStefanovi2 @Channel4

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When MPs who’ve been rude to you start getting sacked.

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The entire UK when Jeremy Corbyn sits on the back bench again.

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Momentum supporters trying to figure out what to do now.

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When an intern starts making eyes at you.

[Josh Kaile @JDKaile]

The House of Commons: the only place you can use the phrase "my member" and not be laughed at... @MPsassistant

[Fat Middle Aged Woman @fatmdlagedwoman]

@MPsassistant Always have a breakfast/cereal bar in your desk. When they are Hangry they become irascible petulant 5 yr olds. They won’t know/admit it but it’s the real reason behind that 4pm tantrum.

[Brynnen Ririe @Brynnen_R]

@MPsassistant Do not ever give the Member an important document without taking a scan or photocopy first. They WILL lose it EVERY time (then sheepishly sneak it back onto your desk 6 months later).

[Katie @londonlobbyist]

💡Tip for new staffers: get everything from IPSA in writing. They will tell you accurate information only a small fraction of the time. Yes it is frustrating.

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Also, can the old hats in parliament think about advice for the newbies? We can roll it out over the coming weeks as people join.

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When your MP insists on 'a fair recruitment process' but they've already got you doing the job.

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When you're still waiting for you official pass and have to sit in the office all day.

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Welcome to all the new staffers getting lost in the palace.

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When you get accused of positioning for a recently departed MP's office.