Michael Sims

[Michael Sims @Mpsims33]

Look if you see two dudes at 10:30 in the morning on Sunday drinking beer and listening to boys in da hood or whatever do worry about them they probably had a wild night who knows though

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The Cowboys telling Brett Maher that if he kicks the ball between the two yellow poles they get an extra point added onto their touchdown

[Sad Major  @SadMaj0r]

ATTENTION TWITTER:

If this tweet gets 1,000,000 RTs, I will receive a year supply of RIPITs. For the love of God, support a Sad Major!!!!!!!

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@GarrettGamblin I would love to see that 🤣

[Jon @Jon_Alcantara11]

IU doesn’t even want to be in the tournament. It is so sad

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@pulte No but I read you

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You know you’re from a small town when your bars bathroom doesn’t have a door on the stall

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