MPT Monkey

The official mascot of the Mattress Poker Tour, I am on Twitter to chronicle those events and interesting tidbits about my life. . .

[MPT Monkey @MPT_Monkey]

@ProgressCityUSA @27000Acres It's not just you, either!

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I haven't been posting much lately, but I don't wanna get purged, so thought I better say something just in case.

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@jasondws @RetroWDW Are stuffed monkeys eligible for nametags? Technically, I'm planning to sneak in with @rowanb73 , so maybe I'm not considered an official guest.

Also, I'm a stuffed monkey, so that limits the number of humans who wish to converse with me.

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More monkeys on the Jungle Cruise?!

[PracticalWDW @PracticalWDW]

Disney announced some changes coming to the Jungle Cruise (though, they didn't announce when) - https://t.co/EdhVGnFzAx

This @DisneyD23 article explains the changes were motivated by removing scenes depicted "natives" - https://t.co/SfTx7QapIi

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@Joe_Rohde Sure, a few of us do something stupid and we all get a bad name

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@43SquareMiles @Chiquita You have my attention!

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@doctorow I have some concerns about this

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In case anyone needed another reason to be like Jacques.

[Library and Archives Canada @LibraryArchives]

This is Jacques.

Jacques wore a mask before anyone thought it was cool. He faced ridicule and shaming, but he rose above it. 🏒🥅

Be like Jacques. #WearAMask
📷 https://t.co/N67D0pfFpX

@NHL @CanadiensMTL

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I'm not sure why I haven't gotten any calls to be part of this. Gonna check with my agent.

[ESPN @espn]

This KBO game had stuffed animals sitting behind home plate.

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@WFDaveEnsign I've been in a barrel and it's not near as much fun as you humans seem to think it is.

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@BrianPMiles @mysticflights Banana shortage?! If you humans let that happen, then things won't end well for you

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Monkeys often seek to provide assistance to adventurers in the jungle. Here, I prepare to try to remove darts from the back of flyingjackgraysonadv during #adventurelanddaywdw @ Jungle Cruise https://t.co/GcBIzLTY7z

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Fun to monkey around with flyingjackgraysonadv at #adventurelanddaywdw yesterday @ Adventureland https://t.co/YPf7T3cW1P

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Awesome to meet and chat with @SprszOrl at #adventurelanddaywdw today! @ Adventureland https://t.co/FWmtA16l9G

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@BrianPMiles Oh, really?!

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Thanks for the follow @blairrodman . Hope all is well with you these days! We miss you at our annual putting outings (though we don't miss you taking our money!)

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@jasondws @JimScuba2386 @GoAwayGreen Go ahead, mock the monkeys. You humans aren't exactly distinguishing yourself these days!

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Seems like folks liked to see photos of stuffed monkeys with Disney Cast Members in 2019, so might need to visit the parks again this year! @ Walt Disney World https://t.co/ORCKlDfIru

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Happy New Year from Atlantic City #CNNNYE

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Saw some of the seasonal wildlife at Animal Kingdom this afternoon @ Disney's Animal Kingdom https://t.co/sObVC5fj3h