Michael Pullano

[Michael Pullano @MPullano16]

11pm Goob: *deep sigh*

Me: what’s wrong goob?

Goob: nothing

Me: seriously goob, what’s up?

Goob: seriously, nothing.

Me: Ok

Goob: I just think it’s funny how you only give me treats when I do what you want....

[LADbible @ladbible]

Dogs lie awake at night thinking about their problems, just like humans. https://t.co/vjQGuYI4DZ

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

We agree.

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

BREAKING: Greg Abbott comes out for men and women competing on the same court.

[Michael Pullano @MPullano16]

I actually agree that this answer is a bit odd, but it’s a 10000x better answer than the Astros…..

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

A normal Texan might have said something like, the Houston Astros.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

You’re transitioning from Sméagol to Gollum

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Michael Pullano @MPullano16]

It’s crazy, given how fat @tedcruz is, he’s never had a turkey leg.

I guess he’s never been to the Texas state fair either……..

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

What the hell is he eating?

It’s not BBQ—because Talarico is passionately anti-meat.

Is that a tofu log?

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I want to thank Senator John Cornyn for his years representing our state. 

We don’t agree on everything, but we both still believe in public service.

To Senator Cornyn’s supporters: you have a place in our campaign.

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons:

1) stay out of jail
2) exact revenge on his enemies
3) line his pockets

Everything else he says is bullshit.

[Michael Pullano @MPullano16]

Finally, something the president and I agree on… a lot of the people who voted for him and he surrounds himself with don’t know there’s a b in dumb.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: Blue means Dumocrat. You take the E out. You don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it, actually.

[Dan Cluchey @dancluchey]

He immiserated the world, battered our democracy, torpedoed America's future, and tanked his family name for all time.

And yet today, for him — I have to imagine that becoming president was finally all worth it.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Seriously guys, whatever happened to:

• the DOGE checks
• tariff checks
• the Greenland hospital boat
• 10% APR on credit cards
• my meds being 1500% cheaper
• $2 gas
• the Epstein files
• reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open
• cheaper groceries
• ending wars in 24 hours
• the “privately funded” ballroom

Any updates?

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

You promise?

[French Response @FrenchResponse]

Priorities

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

It didn’t begin in 1776 you fucking morons

[Michael Pullano @MPullano16]

Translation — he had no idea who cam Ward was a prospect, turned others opinions into his own, then held on to this opinion regardless of any evidence to the contrary. Lazy and stubborn is bad in every industry, but seems to be a prerequisite in current sports media.

[The Sick Podcast - Talking Titans @SickPodTitans]

We asked @JaredStillman why he's been so hard on Cam Ward...

His response 👇

#thesickpodcast

[katya @EhresmanKatya]

One of the best answers to the question "who should you support in the TX US Senate primary in March" was put on IG by a local Austin voter who met @jamestalarico in person.

It's less than 1 min, filled with respect, and a clear "why".

If you're in Texas, I urge you to watch ⬇️

[Michael Pullano @MPullano16]

@stoolpresidente There is nothing worse than people shitting on you when your team losses.

[Darius Butler @DariusJButler]

Killed it 🔥🔥🔥

Show, visuals were dope. For the people triggered by a halftime performer please go touch some grass