Ryan v2.0

Two time Favstar Award winner. The former face of Inspirational Twitter. Here to make life a little less lify.

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

Maybe I’ll find forgiveness down at fraggle rock.

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

My “master plan” involves more sporks than necessary.

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

The good girl list and the naughty list share a lot of overlap

I call it range

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

I have no clue what I’m doing, but I’m doing. I’m sure this works out.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

It’s like no one ever talks about what a dick Santa was to Rudolph before he needed him.

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Wanna be my partner in crime?

Yes or no

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

My flirting face is the same when the sun is in my eyes

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

Sometimes time gets away from me when I get busy wasting my life.

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

@theshamingofjay Politics became a team sport. The Jets aren’t bad enough

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

Nothing I order seems weird until they know that I don’t have kids

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

@KaylaChowShow Yes, as long as I don’t lose my job

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

Who are we hating today? If it’s not me, I’m game.

[Jay @jaybronious]

Do you let your dog lick the spoon after making tacos or are you a monster

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

@bossy_bootz Age I’m leaving that alone I’m getting older too. Appearance? Never, we don’t all on the good side of the bed. I really should clear the other side of the bed

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

@KaylaChowShow Yes, most people you know have seen you naked by my age

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

@bossy_bootz Im probably a problem but it is what it is

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

@bossy_bootz Most folks are assholes

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

@KaylaChowShow What!

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

@bossy_bootz Sometimes you have to give up. All fighters tap out. And yes I own crocs.

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

@ShaeAaron Some do laundry and fix meals