Andrew Barfield

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits -Albert Einstein

[Martin Strobel @martystrobe]

@Mr_ABarfield "I'M BEAR BRYANT!" https://t.co/R2xoVgiZx2

[Carter Loftis @clloftis42]

#Buttstuff2K16

[Navy Athletics @NavyAthletics]

Our hearts are with the men, women, and families of the Blue Angels. Fair winds and following seas.

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

My farts have not been stinking as of late. I am indifferent on the subject.

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

I wish the radio traffic report guy would just say: to everyone who is driving home right now, you're screwed! Good luck suckers

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

@clloftis42 https://t.co/v1QHkcniLb

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

Where tha white women at?

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

Go to a show you care nothing about. Enjoy it. Look around at every single persons face and guess what they are really thinking. You can't

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When I see a nice booty

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

I have lost count of how many wrecks I have seen over yesterday and today. It's raining. Please be careful out there

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

Everyone needs to fucking know this shit. Fucking learn it real quick. I swear to god you need to know it https://t.co/dVzHEKNhZN

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

@WalkingDead_AMC smoking really does kill

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

Watching @WalkingDead_AMC #turtlehotpocket

[Andrew Barfield @Mr_ABarfield]

Please dear God when I grow old, don't let me turn into a little creepy bitch. Amen