RandomBlackGuy

Gamer, College Grad, Savage Alumni

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[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

🐐 History in Dallas

Lionel Messi breaks the FIFA World Cup record for the most goals ever scored

[dank @cptdankkk]

J.R. Smith says he got benched 9 seconds into guarding Kobe Bryant as an NBA rookie

“Crazy because in shootaround, we going through walkthroughs, doing plays and shit. Bryon Scott is trying to explain the triangle and where Kobe going to be at and his moves and shit”

“He was like, ‘He's going to go two dribbles right baseline. He gonna pump fake, stay down. He's going to pump fake again. Stay down.’ I'm like, ‘All right’”

“We go through another play. He tell me, ‘He going to go two dribbles right, pump fake, stay down, pump fake, stay down, and then make him pass it out. Worst case, he'll take a tough shot over top of you. We can live with that.’ I’m like, ‘All right’”

“We go over another play. I was like, ‘Yo, bro, if you tell me he about to go two dribbles right and pump fake and then pump fake... I got it. All right.’ ‘He do it and your ass go for it, I'm taking you out’”

“I get in the game. I swear to God bro. I wasn't in the game nine seconds. When I tell you this man went two dribbles right. But the way he took his two dribbles, I'm thinking he going to the cup for sure”

“This motherfucker pump fake. Jump. Boop. Swish. Beep. Sub. He took me right out”

[Heung Min Brad @TracyMcBradey]

Another one

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Self alley-oops off the glass in lacrosse is CRAZY

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

you all bullied him into dating a grandma

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Dallas Mavericks are hiring University of Michigan HC Dusty May as their new head coach, per @ShamsCharania

[twicrates 5’8.375 @twicrates]

but wait thats just like saying…

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Opening the app at 11:55pm and realizing you need 3,587 steps before midnight to save the family home

[Fascists showing why their moms never loved em🇲🇽 @NaziCringe]

Sounds like fun.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

No one will ever know

[retro @CourtneeHendrix]

Who they bout to make him marry

[Ashley Baker🗣🎙✨ @AshleyBaker_21]

The Dallas Cowboys

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Then you got niggas like Odell talm bout he couldn’t live off 100 million cause he had to spend it on Chrome Heart & looking cute for LeBron lmao

[Bam²⁵ @The25thNigga]

If this wasn’t a penalty idk what is then…

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Count to 5 https://t.co/5YB1hUKKdF

[Brxntwood Bxby @Mxliibu]

Bumps & Bruises.

[Kevin Nyash @GoodBroMedia]

Steroids, Refs, Rigged accusations.

We’ve made it.