Jim Carrey's Beard

There is but 1, and we're it!!!

[Jim Carrey's Beard @Mr_Flopnuts]

@winknews Want the real story? Florida raised property taxes on timeshare units by close to 2000%. These developers can't afford that. So this is a nifty excuse to raise M/F's by 300%. They would love nothing more than for people to give them back. Then they can resell as condos. Check it.

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@RealMNchiefsfan Clear eyes, full heart.

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@terryhollimon That's huge that she's endorsing you on television!!!

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@AllbrightNFL @JasonLaCanfora you're a KC hating clown. At least @AllbrightNFL is actually in a rivals town keeping it real. Why you hate the Chiefs? Cause them O's ain't Royal...

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@KingJames I applaud you bro. Middle aged white dude, that somehow in this world of ignorance gets it. Thank you for making your stand.

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@SarahKSilverman So, I'm a fan of yours. Totally going to follow you. I really disagree with you about fat guy vs fat girl culture in white America. Because despite feelings, fat girls actually get love, while fat guys don't. Talk is cheap. The struggle is real! #FatDude #LuvUTho

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@LarryFitzgerald I'm not remotely a Cardinals fan, but I sure do like you quite a bit. Pleased to know I get to watch you lace them up for one more year. Good luck in every game that you don't play against the Chiefs in. Lol

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@Sea_Finest @johndavidfraley @SeanFromSeabeck @FO_ASchatz I'm a Seattle sports fan but I was born in KC yet raised from the age of 1 in Seattle. I was born into the Chiefs and Royals. But we're really spot on here. In all of sports my teams rank as following.

1. Chiefs
2. Sonics
3. Dawgs
4. M's
5. Royals

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Despite the lack of onion and pickles, it's still a really good sandwich. So this isn't entirely negative. The Double quarter pounder King is a good burger.

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And no, I did not call the store to complain. I haven't done that since I started feeling like calling them about mistakes they always acted like I was trying to get free food. So now, I just going to places. Too many options to call and be treated like a low life food thief...

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$6 plus tax and this is what I get for pickles and onions? At least it only took 7 + minutes to get it... @BurgerKing

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I really can't wait for @tkelce and every other Chief in that locker room with the coaching staff, scouts, everyone in #Chiefskingdom to experience this moment. Rise of Mahomes is here... https://t.co/ivCEgv6nFF

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

Straight from the heart!! https://t.co/RycMCvjTve

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@terryhollimon The Chiefs have beaten both teams that played in the Super Bowl... Wait for it...4 years in a row. #FauxDynasty #PhoYoDynasty 😂😂😂😂😂

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@KeFu11er I really believe you're going to love KC, and I already know KC is gonna love you big Dawg!!!

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@ClayWendler DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!

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@AndrewMLogue @ericstonestreet And you never will. 😂😂😂😂😂

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@hollimon76 @NewDayNW @terryhollimon @_MargaretLarson I'm so proud of my dude!!! Just out there grinding and getting it!!!

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Turned the Pro Bowl on at halftime. You're welcome AFC.

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My dude gets it... https://t.co/sNURp9L7sC

[Larry Johnson @2LarryJohnson7]

At what point do you get insanely pissed, that Lamar Hunt’s trophy 🏆 keeps going into the wrong locker room?

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@PaulKuharskyNFL @TaylorLewan77 You were only in that game because of poor officiating. Live by the sword, die by the sword. Welcome to Chiefsdom.