Me: Don't hit me in the ass, just sit still Cousin: I came and beat the sleeping man's entire penis, made it into a wire, and threw it away. I put my foot in there and killed him. https://t.co/AvRGeMU3lh
Cousin: You've turned my whole body into a puddle of milk. It's time to take a bath now.
Me: You left after your wedding and are only coming back now. You might say that you've been walking for 2 days without getting wet. https://t.co/LRP9O7dgv1