John_John🇿🇦

Young and Broke. Venda ndi Hayani!

[Blaq Ninja @BlaqNinja]

So my helper in Durban lives alone for 9 months of the year, I provide food, lights, water, she doesn't need transport & I pay her way above market price. She just demanded she gets a 15% salary hike, I'm return I told her to vacate my property cos it's pointless to have her

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

middleman after an unsuccessful deal

[Minister of Jobs @emmanuelbasy]

You hire someone because they did well during all stages of the interview.

Three weeks later, you're wondering who interviewed them.

[EMLYN @abeemlyn]

"The trade we took last night made us f**king rich brooooooooo"

Take a look:

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

Traders hiding in a 9 - 5 job.

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

She 100% knows what she is doing 😅

[kyambogo’s 🐐 @ajuk_jacob]

Up and dangerous 😹😂😂

[BATHONG.Wena @Pedi_hun]

My goat dropped the greatest Meme of all times😂😂😂

[Chad Infi𓄿 @chad_infi]

It all started with a male ego

[KaneloEnock🇿🇦🇱🇸. @EnockKanelo]

Ey mubi naye lo Tshidi

[N O X O L O H @noxoloh_m]

A passenger randomly asking “Haybo kanti iyaphi le taxi” will always be funny 😭😂😂

[Don Tony @KeitumetseTonyy]

this is the equivalent of a man driving a Kia Rio

[Ikra @ikraaria]

watched a documentary that said if the entire history of earth was condensed into 24 hrs, dinosaurs would show up at 10:45pm, be extinct by 11:30pm, and humans show up 4 seconds before midnight

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

call me old school but having one partner is personal hygiene

[③ @zurskiii]

A nigga will hit you with the hardest punch you ever felt and somebody gon yell out “let em fight!”
No please call the police actually

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

Impilo is just a battle of forcing things to work honestly

[theyoungkiing @Aphiwe_nzi]

GTI cannot unlame you 😭😭😭

[Mr Magoo @_mokaya0]

If you haven't already go watch his documentary on YouTube. Apparently he is the modern day Pablo Escobar. But bigger. Much much bigger