Justin Salvia

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@ektor_jr When multiple fields at the tournament are playing universe point simultaneously

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Works a bit too well I'd say....
(AUDIO ON!)
#Trump #AmericanPsycho

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Absolutely no one:

Trump:

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@SportsCenter @ESPNRingside

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Anyone ever notice that Elliott on Mr. Robot sounds like the guy talking in the detachable penis song? #MrRobot #detachablepenis

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Damn, Jon Snow must really be the Keanu Reeves of this shit! #GoT #neverdead

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Just heard cloned woolly mammoths could help reverse climate change. What a time to be alive!

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Matt Damon shooting Roman candles at a pumpkin boat in a battle for right and wrong. Weird #dream I had last night!

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LIVE on #Periscope: USAU Masters National championships https://t.co/M6z0xvpT0k

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This hippie guy at jazz in the park wearing cobra kai skeleton bottoms and a dashiki is too much for me

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Always listen to James Brown when shaving. Seriously #tryit

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"@CUMamabird: Jimmy with an incredible pull gets the first throw d and catches the goal 13-11" JIMMAY!!!

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Dwight Howard is eating cotton candy...

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No one in the NFL looks more like their name than Mike Tolbert.

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@StoneysDenver c'Mon man. Fantastic voyage...

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@stoneysdenver yo, play me some fantastic voyage, coolio

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@FlyFrontier This is why I don't check this piece of luggage. Again, you guys are the worst #gatecheck

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@FlyFrontier You charge $25 for a carry on, and then make people gate check with no refund? #wow #fuckyou

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@FlyFrontier You guys are THE WORST EVER! #dontfly

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Lightning delay? I don't buy it. #showmanship #nfl