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[Kim @Mr_Kimathi]

A single fruit of Hass is going for 21 Kshs. A 5yr old tree will yield up to 500-800 fruits. An acre will do 120 trees. A seedling is 300 Kshs. Do the maths.

[Waigera @_waigera]

This is one of the best news that I’ve received this year 🥳🔥

Thank you to everyone who mentioned and retweeted on that post, you all made this possible 🥳🔥🙏🏼

I’ll ensure I shoot for you the best aviation video that I’ve ever done 🔥🥳

@KenyaAirways Monday morning i’ll be among the first kuingia kwa gate 😂😅

[Footysm ⚽️ @Footysm]

I’m crying 😭😂

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

Kenya is a very strange country..

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

No forex, no corruption, no kickbacks, no fraud, no Elon money… none of that… !!!

I still can’t believe it😃. If you had asked me 6 years ago… I would have told you this is a dream, but now it’s going to be a memory.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Eish

[IVY @ivymuthe]

For the first time, I am with President Suluhu on this. Why should she be forced to speak their language? Russia uses its own language, so she would need a translator anyway. Shouldn't she speak Swahili instead, forcing them to need a translator too?

[Kim @Mr_Kimathi]

Tailgating will finish many

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

According to psychology, we rarely lose our temper with the people who deserve it. We snap at the ones who love us enough to forgive us.

[Masta @abuyamasta]

When going to demonstrate, stop looting people's properties and stop stoning people's cars as this changes from peaceful demonstrations to goonism and the police will have no choice than to use excessive force. The enemy is the government not your neighbour's car or property.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Only the legends understand that this gentleman has invested in the building

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Haaland is so likeable but plays for the most pathetic club in the World.

[Kemboi’s Travels @kemboi__amos]

Kisumu-Kisii Rd is the best two-way road in this country at the moment!!

I counted zero potholes! ZERO🤯

[Alex kim @alex_kim_2]

Justice for Eric Gitonga "Tosh"

Our brother, Eric Gitonga Tosh from Buuri, is currently facing a deeply troubling situation. In September 2025, he unknowingly received KSh 300 from a wrong number ��� a mistake that was not of his making. Months later, in February 2026, he was arrested and charged over this incident.

Since then, the case has been ongoing, causing emotional and financial strain. Today, the court imposed a cash bail of KSh 200,000 — an amount that is extremely difficult for him and his family to raise.

We are calling upon our leaders, justice system, and the wider public to look into this matter with fairness and compassion. No one should suffer for a mistake they did not intentionally commit.

Let us stand together and demand justice for Eric. His situation reflects the need for a system that protects the innocent and treats every citizen with fairness.

Any Support would be appreaciated 0740532935
Whatsapp group
#JusticeForEric

[𓆩friday𓆪 👩‍💻 @datawizz_]

Car prices double, fuel prices up and fuel quality goes down. Ile ndoto ya gari imekaa pending hadi huyu shetani atoke fr now😭

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

You guy si I amka to nyora then I cheki this big mende in my toilet. I shtukad mpaka I just went back and lalad.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Ladies and gentlemen, the woman being flogged is Wendo.

Wendo had asked someone to call her family and tell them she had died and her body was lying at the mortuary. Her family rushed there, but they found no record of her. When they went to her house, they found her alive and smiling.
But here’s the funniest part: while she was being beaten, she stopped them and said, “Ata sijakula!” 😂😂… like seriously! 😂😂

This one must be a last-born child.

[Kim @Mr_Kimathi]

Foreman amesema hizo si nduru za kuaminika. Mjengo lazima.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

You can have all the money…. But finding a clean car hii Nairobi ni tricky sana.

Before niwafikishie gari huku kwa TL nakuanga nimekipitia. You guys need to appreciate the effort 😅.

Anyway, umesikia deal safi mahali?