Southpaw Squib

i play with rocks and dirt

[Trey 🏔️ @PickersPeak]

America won’t truly be great until we can all dress like this again without needing to be a world class musician.

70s Western is peak male fashion.

[Oklahoma Space Captain @WGTD_Tracer]

The hardest thing to quit

[mike @endpopcountry]

Me checking my phone after our group chat heard about the Moonpies name change

[Daniel Valente @StatsGuyDaniel]

Steelers-Patriots really went from Tom Brady vs. Ben Roethlisberger to Bailey Zappe vs. Mitch Trubisky right before our very eyes.

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Ohio State Michigan recap:

Michigan TD
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Joel Klatt meat rides OSU
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Michigan TD
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Ryan Day complains
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Ohio State strikes back
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[Billy Hartford @CamHeywardFan]

Me outside of Ben Roethlisberger's house playing Renegade.

[Southpaw Squib @Mr_LongJohns]

Every mf I drafted in the first 3 rounds is injured

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Accepting that my fantasy team is mid

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Accepting that my fantasy team is mid

[Southpaw Squib @Mr_LongJohns]

God damn I can’t wait for college football

[mike @endpopcountry]

THAT MEAN OLD SUN BETTER RISE UP SOON IF ITS EVER GONNA SET ON MEEEEEEEE

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

How’a bout you just shut the fuck up?

[Southpaw Squib @Mr_LongJohns]

@thatshit_clay Dude lives off of being cringy

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

Would you invest in this business?

Total debt: $31 trillion

Assets: $4.8 trillion

Annual revenue: $4.9 trillion

Annual Income: $1.4 trillion Loss

This is the US Government.

[Southpaw Squib @Mr_LongJohns]

Now that it’s stillers off-season, why hasn’t Matt Canada been fired yet?

[Southpaw Squib @Mr_LongJohns]

“Aye who we sendin this to?”

[Southpaw Squib @Mr_LongJohns]

Don’t give me hope.

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

Nicholas Singleton
Dani Dennis-Sutton
Abdul Carter
All named to ESPN True Freshman All-American Team