MrPanHandler

Caustic ANCAP / Collapsitarian. Declaration of Independence over Constitution. It's time to revisit NAP.
Side gig: Dabbleverse 7th mic extraordinaire

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Thank you to both @mlcpodcast & @stallyn19.

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@0LittleLemmi0 Please stop.

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@dariothewop @TimsTotality Of all the stories you have shared, this may be the gayest.

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@TunaTown666 @WhiteGuysComedy The ole man reposted it, and I got nothing on a stick. Your Pops is a mean one, TeeTee. Keep crying all night!

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@WhiteGuysComedy Send John Tesh the link. Hack!

[slimzim @jameszimmermann]

John Tesh got the idea for iconic NBA theme “Roundball Rock” while traveling and sang it into his answering machine from a hotel room. Here he is playing the original tape then playing it with a full orchestra. Goes insanely hard, greatest American sports theme ever composed:

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@SexyBrak Oh no, Jerry.

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@kenny5alive Welp, that's enough interwebs for the day.

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@5GWcow @TarantinoWorld Always thought Mr. Orange got him.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Tennessee has passed a law requiring both prospective and current data center owners to bear the entire cost of their necessary utility infrastructure, per WKRN

[The Rubber Chicken🇨🇦 @Gunblaze1969]

This scene changed television forever...

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@landofthe80s RIP to all the #2 pencils lost.

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@PeteyJunior_973 @TheStingisBack 2049 is indeed underrated.

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@KimNichols74898 @BlacknoseBigail I'm unsure if I should be terrified or turned on.

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@kenny5alive 💯

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Former Pirates coach Jim Leyland, smoking a heater during the last inning of his final game as a manager. Back when we had a proper country

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

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@PANJOutdoors @OGchairmanmeow @BrittanyXVenti @keanuCthompson Allegedly dirtied Infowars restroom with used feminine hygiene product.

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@ShaneEarle2 @TheStingisBack You're an idiot.

[Khan Noonien Singh @wtfcetialpha5]

You only think about yourselves.