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[🐇 🐸 @Mr_Pariah]

Have you ever had cheese?

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

why is Walmart treating the cheese like it’s the electronic section 😭

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

[martina martinez @illegalth0t]

My dad is always like “Benyamin Netanyahu ees so ehscary”

[angie 𝜗℘ @revelation146]

i liked when they all referred to dee as sweet dee

[🐇 🐸 @Mr_Pariah]

@sapphirecyan333

[🐇 🐸 @Mr_Pariah]

One time I dated a chick who had Eeyore merch like all over her apartment. I asked her if she was a Winnie the pooh fan or eeyore fan or something and she acted like she had no idea what I was talking about. Over the next few trips over I encountered more and more shit which she kept dismissing with an eye roll, like I was doing something wrong. Refused to acknowledge it. It was bananas. At the end I found eeyore cutlery and basically lost it. My reaction was way out of proportion to the situation but because I had never encountered this kind of gaslighting. It was insane. She stopped taking my calls. I really wasn’t all that broken up about it but the fact that I still have no answer bugs me to this day. Just say you like eeyore lady what’s the fucking problem.

Anyway I’m gay now.

[redrum @griffisu]

imagine if all the money you spent on your exes got sent back to you

[ned! @nedsore]

When my husband worked in the psych ward he had one patient who was committed because she thought she was being gangstalked. Except, there was very compelling evidence that she was actually being gangstalked.

[🐇 🐸 @Mr_Pariah]

He’s really not that funny b 😬

[Hungry Bandaid @HungryBandaid]

Everyone has a fake job except alcoholics. Normal people browse the internet all day while alcoholics hold the earth on their shoulders.

[🐇 🐸 @Mr_Pariah]

Oh what I can’t leave my skin flakes all over your living room? This isn’t working out.

[annie @soychotic]

Japan by yourself is kinda lonely I totally get why Bill Murray went for that ugly chick now

[Swinging on Moods @Etherealad]

Best way to die :
Die in sleep

[🐇 🐸 @Mr_Pariah]

Community notes needs to stop DMing me

[🐇 🐸 @Mr_Pariah]

Look I already said I was sorry it was a bad day.

[New York Post @nypost]

Unhinged drug fiend goes ballistic after neighbors refuse to do cocaine with him: 'offensive to his culture' https://t.co/wbdSXEp8hw

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

Age-gap relationships can work perfectly fine. Same with salary gaps and social-butterfly gaps. But even the slightest wokeness-gap relationship is completely doomed

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

My kid:
“Dad, why do some coins have ridges on the edge?”

Me:
Sets up projector.
Plugs in laptop.
Clears throat.
Cracks knuckles.

[Rude Haako @rudehaako]

I’m playing Galactic Racer drunk as hell because it feels the closest to how Sebulba would have done it

[🐇 🐸 @Mr_Pariah]

is anyone else’s Tiktok trying to drive them insane? https://t.co/XLfaxTKC1o

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

The Human Resources lady after asking me why I indicated I was half-black on my job application and I explain that I meant the bottom half