The Talisman

You should know me. Whatever you need; I know a guy. #MUFC

[The Talisman @Mr_Somzy]

@Dexterious_CEE IKD 214

[The Talisman @Mr_Somzy]

This shuttlers na nonsense jare. I for just drive jeje o.

Been waiting for this driver at the busstop for over 40mins.

[Agu Nwanyi 🔥🦁 @Adanneyaa]

At this point i think MTN derive joy in making me frustrated.

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

This is what our society has become. Strangers take your photo without your consent and shame you online for wearing what you can afford. This young student is probably working hard to sponsor herself through school, yet instead of celebrating her resilience, people are mocking her wig.

This kind of public shaming is exactly how we push young girls into desperation. Be kind. If you can’t uplift someone, just scroll past.

[marie @astou_jolie]

One thing I have noticed in Africa is: the poorer the country, the richer the politicians. And the people don’t seem to be bothered enough.

[chiyenre porro eyan shipolopolo 🇪🇸 @sukky_lalu]

He first dy do hard guy. As he no see player of the tournament he burst cry

[The Talisman @Mr_Somzy]

I’m still jumping traffic from Mile 12 to Fadeyi everyday o.

Shaanu mi eje.

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

In case something does happen to me, there’s only one thing the world needs to know.

The United States has teleportation technology.

It seems impossible but it’s true.

[swit @switkeyz]

@Mr_Somzy Nah only God for save us 😭

[The Talisman @Mr_Somzy]

@switkeyz Abi o

[The Talisman @Mr_Somzy]

Beans cooks in about 25mins or less these days

The other day I put the beans on fire. Just small time say make I wash plate and clear sink, beans don almost ready o. I didn’t even get to sit down at all

Beans used to cook for like 1hr before o. No be chemical we dey chop so?

[Anuoluwapo @Elevatedann]

@Mr_Somzy I've been online Somade😆. I think this new twitter fix is why you're seeing my tweets.

[The Talisman @Mr_Somzy]

@Elevatedann lol.

True sha

[The Talisman @Mr_Somzy]

@Elevatedann na until next year you go come online again Aanu

[Segun @Iamsegunoye]

@Mr_Somzy 😂

[LILIY🌸💜 @Sasyliliy]

Once I agree to go to your house, your intentions are my intentions.

[Dimitar Berbatov Updates @traceydenim]

Retired terrorist reacts to current terrorist

[Ajoje⚽⚖️ @israel_ajoje]

This guy is going to have a tough year if he remains in England this season

[Lykmolee @Moleetha1st]

“are you guys moving out?” Said my rich Relative when he opened our fridge

[Oluwabukunolami🤍✨🥰💐 @Bookeybukwu]

Flight risk pleaseeeee😂

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Total of World Cup winners updated:

Before tonight: 471
After tonight: 493

Total of players with Most Goals Ever:

Before tonight: Cristiano Ronaldo
After tonight: Cristiano Ronaldo

The GOAT debate is officially over.

[The Talisman @Mr_Somzy]

@Dexterious_CEE Trip started 6:30am
Estimated was 6:54 am.

Driver got to me 7:42am

Lojo monday 😭🤲🏽

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

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