Aaron

the home of shite patter

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

it’s garn yem

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

@ReubWilson75 not a chance, everyone looks like Enrique and Penelope Cruz I’m cutting about like Martin Clune

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

been here two days and still not seen a munter, male or female. feeling proper stinkin’ thanks for the shan genetics fiona and dougie

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

That’s for Apollo...

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

I’ve made a Brazilian friend... he’s started crying...

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

@WarrenLumsden1 @DanJLaw

[Warren Lumsden @WarrenLumsden1]

Happy Bday to the #NHS
Once a fine young doctor shoved her fingers up my back passage after I diagnosed myself with prostate cancer & insisted she had a probe. I didn’t have it, but my word did she highlight the importance of a well lubricated vessel #FridayFeeling #NHS70Birthday

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

@Le_tonk nothing seems to work 😪 looks like I might have to watch this game for... fun?

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

Somebody help me plz

[Classic Pics @Classic_picx]

Oasis brothers Liam and Noel Gallagher with Scottish music executive Alan McGee after signing a recording deal with McGees' Creation Records. (1991)

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

It’s torso weather this, torso weather

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

Barca weather currently feels like Barrels Basement circa 2013

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

@rwilson246 fuckveronicaintheass

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

sunderland win vs colombia (apart from henderson)

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

it’s now sunderland vs colombia

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

@tattie__ 😘

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

you have no honour 🇯🇵

[Aaron @MrAaronHall]

fuck you dougie, fuck you

[Al @alcarr1875]

Apparently in the UK last night there was 32 million pints poured, World Cup or not it was a fuckin Thursday , we are the bollocks.