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I got that Kona coffee on tap.

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Forgot to share mine. But my pettiest probably gotta be when this regular attitude guest asked for extra fries on a half order so I brought her a single fry on a plate and basically walked away like ↓

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What is the pettiest thing you've done as a server?

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What is the pettiest thing you've done as a server?

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Just saw a non comical ad of an article about face masks being this seasons hottest street wear.

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Me: *Starts to play MJ on shuffle for the fourth day in a row*
Spotify:

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Governor of AZ: "Please stay home"
Me: "Are you sure you don't wanna come take a look at a house?" ���

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Spent my entire work day listening to Michael Jackson, so yeah I'd say it was quite a productive day.

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@BecauseImPK Terrifying.😰

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Just watched the #superbowlhalftime show and I wish I could move even just a 1/4 of the way Shakira does. 😭😱🤯

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Goes to lunch with my mom/brother and my lack of a love life comes up...

Mom: "Tick tock, tick tock"
Brother: "there goes your ovary clock"

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Here’s my impression of the beauty blogger who lives next door to Adam Driver in Marriage Story who was trying to film a make up tutorial

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I will sing this no matter what time of year it is.

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My "Friday" nights are typically me doing what I do every night, except I spend another hour staying up on my phone in bed.

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@jessicaam21 You mean Josh?

[The Carter Sue @TheCarterSue]

you cannot tell me this isn’t exactly how drake sounds

[ABC News @ABC]

'PANDA'MONIUM: Sijia, the adorable giant panda, couldn't contain her excitement when a light snowfall turned her enclosure into a winter wonderland. https://t.co/Buzn2vVM7Q

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

getting a “can we reschedule” text right before leaving the house

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Today I'm thankful for voice to text for spelling words that I'd never be able to use otherwise.

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*Hot Girl Summer starts playing*
My brother: "It's not Hot Girl Summer anymore. It's Fat Boy Fall."

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@jessicaam21 SAMEE