Richard D. James

An ice cream cone of sound melting under a 174bpm purple sun: time traveller, psychonaut and Elaine Paige fan. Not actually Richard D. James.

[Richard D. James @MrAphexTwin]

If you're stuck for Christmas presents my collection of audio recordings of Geiger counter readings of the car parks of Croydon is out now!

[Richard D. James @MrAphexTwin]

About to kick off the section celebrating illegal Ketamine production. #OpeningCeremony

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I'm on next with a 56k modem being eaten by a robot wolf. #jubileeconcert

[Richard D. James @MrAphexTwin]

Everywhere I turn my head I see red, white and blue. Not sure if it's the Jubilee or just this purple microdot...

[Richard D. James @MrAphexTwin]

For those who've asked, sadly, I was disqualified from #eurovision as my entry was basically a Casio keyboard stapled to a dead cow.

[Richard D. James @MrAphexTwin]

I try and call the dog in from the garden but his name is "Yxquirewatgiodhex" and I haven't the faintest idea how to pronounce it.

[Richard D. James @MrAphexTwin]

To the park to discover the dark broken music an oak tree makes. Intrigued, I put ear to bark. Yet all I hear is "Look at that wanker..."

[Richard D. James @MrAphexTwin]

New track based on a 17 minute sample of an ant, walking on an ice cube made of frozen tears, being repeatedly hit by a rusty exhaust pipe.

[Richard D. James @MrAphexTwin]

I am sound. I am a shining sine wave of pure tone vibrating at the frequency of DNA. I am a man in a dressing gown eating Coco Pops.