Glucose Guardian

Sheep in Wolf Clothing | Bombastic Element

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

He is not your Ngolo Kante. He is not going quietly into the night in “humility” to meet your expectations.

[emi @emiokok]

how can someone shoot another person and then simply.... not go to jail? they are saying the reasoning is hes "too dangerous"? so they are just letting him stay home? WHAT?

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

He can't believe it's his time to eat

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Tories have mocked Lucy Powell's grammar in a post celebrating her appointment as Education Secretary

[raine 🌧 @rainepdf]

prime minister on her arm…. no prime minister on your arm ☹️

[chihiro 🪷!! @hijou0]

if nolan ever made a horror movie he'll cast real demons

[Ayoade Joshua @AyoadeTheJoshua]

when you think the waiter is bringing your order

[Luke Robert Black 🌳 @lukerobertblack]

Burnham’s wife is just a normal person. She’s never worked in politics and has been thrust into public life this year.

She’s also had a *double mastectomy* and had three kids whilst holding down a busy career.

This is so mean spirited and nasty. There’s no need ⬇️

[Wokerati Marty @WokeratiMarty]

He's put the woman responsible for the most shameful episode in British legal history in charge of the NHS.

She criminalised thousands of previously law-abiding OAPs for supporting Palestine Action and opposing the genocide she was complicit in.

She should have been sacked.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

He just found out his 1 billion peso bribe is worth $3.50.

[sonder @stefan_mccauley]

What in the Mary Higgins Clark?

[George @GPRBurns]

Railcard renewed. I’ll be 29 when this one expires. I’m running out of years here.

Announce 30-35 railcard please @andyburnham

[Damee 🦋💙 @_justDamee]

I’m going back on Saturday! WTH!!

[Glucose Guardian @MrBachs]

@leahdionne__ Like it never left

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Arresting the elderly holding cardboard signs is still on then

[Ayọ̀dèjì Aládéjánà @AladejanaDeji]

You rushed your family member to the hospital, and there was no doctor or nurse to attend to the patient. You then decide that the best course of action is not to seek alternative emergency care for your family member but to harass the innocent nurse you met there - who is also a victim of the system.

Make it make sense.

[Black Capital @Blackcapitalis]

They're failing because instead of writing a straightforward vampire killing movie, they want to add a bunch of bullshit.

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

He doesn’t want to accept that he & his mom were the side family

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

The work