Vanilla Gorilla

Retired Veteran (EOD), American Born Patriot, Learning from those before me; Inspiring those behind me. Pointing out the dumb, and trying to fix the stupid

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

Don't forget, narrative isn't truth

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@ailanyus @tedyhawgeddy Looks like she already ate them

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@IfindRetards Perspective 👍🏻

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@johnrich @X Stayed in the same area for the last few months. Oh well

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

That’s a rookie number. I’ve had the same number for over 20 years.😂

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

¿QUIÉN PUEDE DECIR HONESTAMENTE QUE HA TENIDO EL MISMO NÚMERO DE TELÉFONO DURANTE LOS ÚLTIMOS 7 AÑOS❓

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@ZeekArkham I accept your terms….

And AK’s are not outdated 🤣

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

So many questions… 🤦🏻‍♂️

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.

And there is now a trillionaire.

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

Fear is the worst place to face the future from.

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@ZubyMusic The level of plain illiteracy is concerning too.

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@ProfWBCarter Did you ever ask yourself why his own defense Attorney didn’t pick any black people to be on the jury?

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@SenSanders Didn’t you used to say we need to go after the millionaires and billionaires, and then you became a millionaire. Now it’s we need to go after the billionaires and trillionaires. Always riding the coattails.

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@HotepJesus Looks like they’re doing that just fine on their own 😂

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

There’s a lot of people out there that are just a special kind of stupid 😂

[Story Web @Ezekle1]

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she returned to her small Podium to resume texting or playing games on her phone or whatever she was occupied with before she opted to come over and criticize my bagging abilities.😂😂

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@niceblackdude Love you too big guy

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@TifahCrump777 Ignorance is bliss 🤣

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

This article was written by a 26 yr old college student by the name of Alyssa Ahlgren, who's in grad school for her MBA. What a GREAT perspecitve..👍🏽

My Generation Is Blind to the Prosperity Around Us!
I'm sitting in a small coffee shop near Nokomis (Florida) trying to think of what to write about. I scroll through my newsfeed on my phone looking at the latest headlines of presidential candidates calling for policies to "fix" the so-called injustices of capitalism. I put my phone down and continue to look around.

I see people talking freely, working on their MacBook's, ordering food they get in an instant, seeing cars go by outside, and it dawned on me. We live in the most privileged time in the most prosperous nation and we've become completely blind to it.

Vehicles, food, technology, freedom to associate with whom we choose.These things are so ingrained in our American way of life we don't give them a second thought.

We are so well off here in the United States that our poverty line begins 31 times above the global average. Thirty One Times!!!

Virtually no one in the United States is considered poor by global standards. Yet, in a time where we can order a product off Amazon with one click and have it at our doorstep the next day, we are unappreciative, unsatisfied, and ungrateful. ??

Our unappreciation is evident as the popularity of socialist policies among my generation continues to grow. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently said to Newsweek talking about the millennial generation, "An entire generation, which is now becoming one of the largest electorates in America, came of age and never saw American prosperity."

Never saw American prosperity! Let that sink in.

When I first read that statement, I thought to myself, that was quite literally the most entitled and factually illiterate thing I've ever heard in my 26 years on this earth. Many young people agree with her, which is entirely misguided.

My generation is being indoctrinated by a mainstream narrative to actually believe we have never seen prosperity. I know this first hand, I went to college, let's just say I didn't have the popular opinion, but I digress.

Why then, with all of the overwhelming evidence around us, evidence that I can even see sitting at a coffee shop, do we not view this as prosperity? We have people who are dying to get into our country.

People around the world destitute and truly impoverished. Yet, we have a young generation convinced they've never seen prosperity, and as a result, we elect some politicians who are dead set on taking steps towards abolishing capitalism.

Why? The answer is this,?? my generation has only seen prosperity. We have no contrast. We didn't live in the great depression, or live through two world wars, the Korean War, The Vietnam War or we didn't see the rise and fall of socialism and communism.

We don't know what it's like to live without the internet, without cars, without smartphones. We don't have a lack of prosperity problem. We have an entitlement problem, an ungratefulness problem, and it's spreading like a plague."

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

Straight from the horses mouth!

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

#1 Rule: Do Not be BORING!
Sluts will forgive you for EVERY indiscretion including fucking her sister in front of her as long as you’re NOT BORING.
They’ll TELL YOU THIS THEMSELVES!
Give them the Asshole Game they crave.

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@niceblackdude It is wild the lack of emotional control in 2026

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

@RevRayCistman Are you? 😂

[Vanilla Gorilla @MrBalassi]

This is awesome. I wish all high schools would bring back tech shops, along with wood and metal shops.

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

I teach auto shop at a small high school. We work on students cars, teachers cars, students parents cars and some community people cars. We only charge for parts and not labor, so we saved some people a lot of money last school year. This last school year we did 126 oil changes, 68 brake jobs, 85 alignments, 4 steering racks, 22 tune ups, 32 struts, 20 shock absorbers, 4 transfer cases, mounted and balanced 82 new tires, 4 timing chains, 15 valve cover gaskets, 14 thermostats, 4 radiators, 12 in tank fuel pumps, 8 EVAP canisters, 6 exhaust manifolds, 4 mufflers, 15 AC repairs including evacuate and recharge, 8 alternators, 22 batteries, 9 starters and so much more! Proud of those students I am!