MrBattle

📷Photographer
💍@missantietam
👶🏻Father to Northerly Danger
🌃Pittsburgh
☁️Dreamer

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@edokeefe @ArdenFarhi Biggest small dick behavior

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@BadGuysGetDead Exactly

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The people wanting police in our schools are the same people who would bitch about their taxes going up to pay for it.

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Dang luckily Elon identifies as a Republican now since they have a track record of having to shell out a shit ton of money because someone was forced to look at their penis.

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@DustinGenereux Haha irony. So you can expect all the artists you work with to respect boundaries. Just not the one you are dating.

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Started doing yoga again today. I’m sure this will last longer than 24 hours.

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@fstoppers You can jump it with 2 9v batteries

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@fstoppers that battery management system lost track of its charge level, and it assumed it was at 100% and turned off charging (ostensibly for safety), even though the battery was actually dead. By force charging you provide charge for the device to work and effectively reset the battery.

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We’re actually working on flying cars so we don’t have to fix our infrastructure.

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Covid is over

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Santa was lucky Rudolph didn’t find r/antiwork

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@DustinGenereux DustoutGenereux

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I’m gonna start burning podcasts to cd-r’s in hopes that someone will find them someday and it will seem like ramblings of a crazy person.

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“I’m a tattoo addict” - person with 3 tattoos

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Do you think Batman’s biggest enemy was probably the IRS?

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When Braxton is too weak to wear a Covid mask but strong enough to wear a full gas mask for Mommy’s Instagram Halloween photos…

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The strikes are showing no matter who you support everyone one fucking hates their boss.

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If you are renting, does the vampire have to ask for your permission to enter, or the landlord?

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As a vegetarian I love playing the Russian Roulette of the Crunchwrap Supreme. Makes me a feel alive!